Spencer Pratt Says Mary Kate Olsen Is The Ugly Twin

June 28th, 2008 // 20 Comments

When Mary Kate Olsen appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman, Dave grilled her for some unknown reason about Spencer Pratt, practically egging her on to dis her former high school classmate. I think that must have been the only young and hip thing Dave had any clue about, since Spencer was on his show a week or so before.

Mary Kate said he had a temper on the soccer field while in high school, so of course Spencer had to slam the twin back.

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me,” he said.

Then to make things worse he added, “I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

I never really cared for either of these people, but I’m going to have to go with Team MKO on this one. She’s probably too classy to say anything back though, which is a shame. This fight is kind of amusing!


When Mary Kate Olsen appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman, Dave grilled her for some unknown reason about Spencer Pratt, practically egging her on to dis her former high school classmate. I think that must have been the only young and hip thing Dave had any clue about, since Spencer was on his show a week or so before.Mary Kate said he had a temper on the soccer field while in high school, so of course Spencer had to slam the twin back.”I
don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little
indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more
on not getting dressed in the dark than on me,” he said.Then to make things worse he added, “I
know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me
on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go
through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.” I
never really cared for either of these people, but I’m going to have to
go with Team MKO on this one. She’s probably too classy to say anything
back though, which is a shame. This fight is kind of amusing!

By Intern Traci
  1. MBel

    Webster’s definition of douche. Letterman’s ratings are falling, he’s back to his old snarky ways. He caught MKO by surprise, and she did the best she could with it. Prattfall deserves ridicule. NO ONE cares about Speidi anymore.

  2. Jeanne

    He made it in Hollywood? When did this happen?

  3. Jo

    Gosh, what a PRATT!

  4. Juliana

    The Guy Is A Creep & So Is The Tool He’s Always Dragging Around.

  5. Grr

    He seriously is the biggest waste of space. no freaking class what-so-ever. He’s BEYOND pathetic.pratt doesn’t even relize that everybody in hollywood, and everybody in the real world, thinks he’s a joke. so much worse than paris, lindsay, britney put together. And thats really sad.

  6. Ashley

    That douche-nozzle needs to shut up. Seriously. Granted, I don’t care for the Olsens, but I REALLY don’t care for stupid “Speidi”. They are not celebritys… celeretards, maybe, not celebrities.

  7. footballisus

    yeah whatever you phony ass eracerhead looking scumbag

  8. Jac

    When does Speidi’s 15 minutes of fame expire?

  9. Heidi (no connection to these two losers)

    I’m not a fan of either one of the Olsen twins but they are a far cry better than this odious little man. Can someone tell me when they start bestowing celebrity status on people with no discernable talent or relevance? And another thing, he is the last one that should be making disparaging remaks about someone’s appearance, he looks like Buster Brown for the 21st century.
    All he needs now is that dog on the BB logo, but then again he does have Heidi.

  10. Ruby Jackson

    “he looks like Buster Brown for the 21st century.”

    LOL, that’s hillarious!

  11. name

    I agree with him. think I fall in love with him. It is said he is interested in dating pretty models at a celebrity site Richromances.com. I will become a member soon!

  12. btchyspice

    what the fuck? this little monster is seriously fucked in the head when he has to start shit with people who obviously didn’t give a rats ass about him back in the day, still don’t give a rats ass about him now, and are attempting to do their best at handling a difficult interview question when caught off guard.

    man, next time, i hope all gloves are off for team mko. and i hope that little troll swings a k-o wallop so that we really have something to entertain the shit out of us, rather than this petty crap from this loser dweebie douche.

    man, i can’t stand spiedi. stop posting about them. they take all the good out of my day.

    assholes, i swear.

  13. Christine

    Like everyone else, I could care less about the Olsen twins, but Spencer Pratt disgusts me. You know he’s so excited that someone legitimately famous bothered to gossip about him. Ugh. Hate hate hate.

  14. sandra

    funny enough, mary-kate wasn’t even really dishing dirt on him. she just said a few words about how he had a bad temper then changed the topic when LETTERMAN started egging her on.

    pratt, you look like a very ugly ken doll. get over yourself. you have your 15 minutes of fame not because you’re beautiful, rich or talented. it’s because you’re a joke and somewhat amusing to hate.

  15. kate

    mary-kate is a fucking billionaire. i think she can pretty much do and say whatever the hell she wants about whoever the hell she wants.

    she’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but she’s acted in a handful decent shows and movies (weeds, etc) and she’s designed two legitimately chic and surprisingly well-received fashion lines…spencer, on the other hand, is universally known to be an oily douchenozzle.

  16. m

    Spencer is the most pathetic, nasty, ugliest looking and personality I have ever had to look at. I can not believe this guy thinks he can open his mouth. He is a disgrace to men and the USA. When is he going to get that NO-ONE gives a damn about him or Speidi Heidi. I don’t understand how any magazine or show can keep coverage on these two. Seriously they are not selling anything or worth mentioning. It’s maddening and so sad that supposeded Hollywood or magazines waste time on disguisting people like those two. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

  17. Molls

    Huh. Letterman refers to him as “oily” and he rants about Mary-Kate. Shouldn’t this tough dude be upset with Letterman? Buster Brown (excellent description, Heidi) needs stop being a girly-man.

  18. amy

    m-

    my sentiments exactly.

    I was about to type the same thing. Ugh. He’s completely pathetic. Not an ounce of class, education, or reality in him. Why is he the topic of any conversation? Other than to rip on him. He couldn’t possibly be liked by anyone. He and Heidi are perfect for each other. They are both wanna be’s. I’ve never ever, nenver, enver, nerver been anywhere near Mary-Kate’s side, but I saw her spot on Letterman and she was just fine. She didn’t go anywhere near where she could have. Now I wish she had.

    And I’m sorry, Spencer ‘dillhole’ Pratt, but the ‘little indie movie’ she’s in is with SIR Ben Kingsley. To be perfectly honest, my first thought was we’re talking about apples and apples when referring to MKO and SP… But, then there’s the fact that she has actually been WORKING her whole life and is worth billions. Letterman said it best when he said he figured SP hadn’t ever broken a sweat. Dave pretty much laughed in his face during SP’s spot. SP thinks he works! I only just found out that he’s on The Hills. What a loser! He thinks he’s actually relevant! He and his ‘look at me… PLEASE!?!’ girlfriend are nothing but a joke and they have no idea. If it weren’t so funny it would be so horribly sad.

  19. btchyspice

    god, i wish amy whinehouse would punch this asshole in the face.

  20. Zekers

    These comments are hilarious!!!

    I was just thinking that this Spencer person was just toting a Bible around the other day (trying to save Perez?) so how does publicly slamming MKO fit with being a ‘good Christian?’ Oooooh, shame on you “ugly Ken doll!”

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