We get it. Your beloved wife if on the cover of this month’s Playboy magazine. It was her birthday gift to you. However, didn’t get naked, so it’s pointless waste of innocent trees that went into producing the magazine.
Regardless Heidi Montag gave Spencer Pratt the featured copy as a gift with a bow on! She also arranged for a machine gun birthday cake which Spencer really loved. Because guns are so cool, and he’s twelve.