Spencer Pratt Is Smooth As Silk

January 20th, 2008 // 10 Comments

“The Hills” Ken Doll evil mastermind douche Spencer Pratt showed up at the “Cloverfield” premiere with his ex-fiancee/current girlfriend Heidi Montag and her plasticness. Apparently, his scripted relationship with Heidi is wearing on him because he reportedly hit on another girl. With Heidi unaware of what was going on right beside her. Play on, playa! A witness said that Spenceguy “”to ask for another girl’s number . . . She turned him down. And Heidi was completely clueless.” She probably couldn’t see past her giant innertube lips she just had put in. Spencer denies this maneuver and said “it’s completely false. Heidi and I didn’t leave each other’s side the entire night.” A likely story, you scaliwag!

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
  1. LOOK OUT!!
    This ASSHOLE is a true FAGGOT-LOVER!!

  2. LOOK OUT!!
    This ASSHOLE is a true FAGGOT-LOVER!!

  3. LOOK OUT!!
    This ASSHOLE is a true FAGGOT-LOVER!!

  4. shadygoddess

    We actually expect her to be cogniscient of stuff happening around her? All she cares about is posing! And in Britain the term “prat” isn’t very agreeable….. just saying!

  5. Darth Paul

    I have a thing for retarded blondes, but I truly cannot stomach this dude. I see zero redeeming qualities about him. Maybe he has a vibrating, bionic sphincter…I don’t know…

  6. brittany

    is it just me or do they both have a wanky eye?

  7. Queer GenE Pool

    handsome whoever he is
    sadly the word PRATT in Britan means TWIT.
    lol

    If he has a nomination on day at the BAFTAs he
    would be laughed off stage

    Now here is Mr. Pratt (umm Twit?)

    Not to insult him, cuz i have never heard of him but all the best. He is a young Mathew MacConaughy.

  8. Queer GenE Pool

    handsome whoever he is
    sadly the word PRATT in Britan means TWIT.
    lol

    If he has a nomination on day at the BAFTAs he
    would be laughed off stage

    Now here is Mr. Pratt (umm Twit?)

    Not to insult him, cuz i have never heard of him but all the best. He is a young Mathew MacConaughy.

  9. mojoman

    Queer GenE Pool said:
    handsome whoever he is
    ——————–
    Dude,
    either you have a wonky eye or you just have a thing for lame douche bags. To say that Spencer Brat/Pratt/whatever his name is handsome is like complimenting a Russian Babushka of her hairy wart on her face!

  10. michael

    this kid is such a fayg I actually am compiling a list- the worlds largest list of dooshbags and he is the ooficial posterboy and will be until somebody eventually kills him. seriously- doew he really have any more money than the rest of us- i mean can’t you like lease a bmw these days for like 300/ month- seriously- what a fucking faggit! i hate that guy.

    michael @yeahthatsucks.com
    http://www.yeahthatsucks.com

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