Spencer Pratt Desperately Seeking New Enemy

At the Star magazine’s “Young Hollywood” party at Apple Lounge, Spencer Pratt expressed sadness at the news of the departure of his nemesis, Lauren Conrad, from The Hills.

“I’m actually very depressed. Who am I gonna beef out with? I gotta find some new enemy on the show,” the often flesh-colored-beard-sporting publicity addict said last night at the event.

Now, don’t anyone trip and fall and hurt yourselves to get in line. We know there are thousands of you just waiting your turn, so please take a number and your place in the cue and make your way through the metal detectors in an orderly fashion.

Gallery Info: Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Bai
Ling, Caroline D’Amore, Kourtney Kardashian, Brittny Gastineau, Annie
Wersching, Holly Montag, Bonnie Sommerville, Andrea Bowden, Daveigh
Chase, Kimberly Caldwell, Stephanie Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, Stacy
Keibler, Miranda Cosgrove, Tamera Mowry, Ty Murray, Jewel, Josh
and Jeremy Jackson at Star magazine’s event celebrating the “Young Hollywood” issue at Apple restaurant and lounge.