In the ultimate case of reality TV run-off Snooki’s ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella (who’s never even BEEN on TV!) and Spencer Pratt the ultimate reality TV jerk are teaming up to make the gripping extravaganza that is to be Fist Pumping For Love. Meanwhile, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
The juicehead is a Gold’s Gym trainer who will search across America for the guidette of his dreams, who he says wasn’t authentic enough for him.
“I am tired of these fake Italian girls,” says Masella. “I want a real
guid-ette who can speak Italian, so we are prepared to take my search
from Hollywood, Calif., to the streets of Howard Beach in Queens, N.Y.”
Pratt said if you haven’t seen Emilio, “You haven’t seen nothing yet.” Boobalicious Heidi Montag is also co-producing. I feel like I’m looking at a petri dish.