Spencer Pratt is The Brains of the Operation–And That Doesn’t Say Much

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See this? Memorize it. It’s the face of evil and most likely the last thing Heidi Montag will see before she dies. In addition to being her boyfriend and sometimes fiance, he’s also her manager and is reportedly taking meetings with producers, hoping to snag a reality show for the couple centered on their fascinating lives. Even though I said that sarcastically, I think that my limitless capacity for hate might actually singlehandedly make this show a success.

And Spencer runs his ship with an iron fist. A spy spilled to Page Six, “I overheard them talking with the producer but he would not let [Montag] speak.” This was at some launch of a video game–you know, the kind of stuff these two get invited to–and had no problem pushing Heidi aside. “He was talking about opportunities for them and candidly milking every ounce of press at the expense of Heidi. Meanwhile, she looked out of it and stared at the ground while chewing on her gum and let her boyfriend do the speaking for both of them.”