Spencer Pratt is The Brains of the Operation–And That Doesn’t Say Much

February 21st, 2008 // 11 Comments

Photos: Getty Images

See this? Memorize it. It’s the face of evil and most likely the last thing Heidi Montag will see before she dies. In addition to being her boyfriend and sometimes fiance, he’s also her manager and is reportedly taking meetings with producers, hoping to snag a reality show for the couple centered on their fascinating lives. Even though I said that sarcastically, I think that my limitless capacity for hate might actually singlehandedly make this show a success.

And Spencer runs his ship with an iron fist. A spy spilled to Page Six, “I overheard them talking with the producer but he would not let [Montag] speak.” This was at some launch of a video game–you know, the kind of stuff these two get invited to–and had no problem pushing Heidi aside. “He was talking about opportunities for them and candidly milking every ounce of press at the expense of Heidi. Meanwhile, she looked out of it and stared at the ground while chewing on her gum and let her boyfriend do the speaking for both of them.”

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. Queen Caffeine

    i wouldn’t be at all surprised to find out that he’s abusive with her.

  2. Francine

    looks like a coke addict to me

  3. Francine

    looks like a coke addict to me

  4. tony the tiger

    Hey! He is wearing fake color contacts! You can tell he has browm eyes from color of contacts.

    In any case I think Spencer should just videotape his own snuff movie starring Heidi…that would be a bestseller….and then he really would be the last thing she saw before she died.

  5. jenny

    He is awful. This guy looks like a girl. He has a girly face. Argh, he´s a true ugly guy

  6. jenny

    He is awful. This guy looks like a girl. He has a girly face. Argh, he´s a true ugly guy

  7. gen

    Spencer is gross (check out those monstorous eyebrows!) and heidi has an fugly face. if they do get a reality show, i hope it flops!! TEAM LC :)

  8. justifymylove

    He looks like the Chucky doll in this photo!
    it scared me. If you’re gonna post any more on those retards I’m gonna cry :(

  9. JaneSays

    He has the oiliest JOWLS I’ve ever seen. I’m actually quite blown away that a guy as young as he would have jowls that large. Of course, it compliments Heidi’s super-long horse chin so I guess it’s not such a bad thing. Maybe he’d be cuter if he re-grew that pube-hairesque goatee he was sporting for a while there. It was great proof that he’s a natural blonde – even “down there”! Sex-sayyy!!

  10. cosina

    They are both so plastic.

  11. steffabean

    Anyone else think that Spencer looks like Chucky?

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