Britney Hangs With Tony Romo

Britney Spears
was hanging with Carrie Underwood’s ex Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo the other night. Her ex-assistant/cousin/future pop sensation Alli Simms is good friends with him. Tony, if you were scared that Carrie Underwood was going to vandalize your truck when it ended, you need to be even more terrified if you hooked up with Britney and ended it. She will breastfeed your baby while drunk! Brit was out and about on Friday post-court hearing, and drowning her legal sorrows by getting her peeps together to partay ya’ll! Brit and future of music Alli Sims met up with Romo at an L.A. restaurant called Ketchup.

“[Spears] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people,” an observer tells PEOPLE. “She didn’t eat or drink …[It] seemed like she was rounding up people to go to [out]. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out.”

Another source says, “Alli was meeting up with Tony and his friends at Ketchup and Britney wanted to come along. Tony and Alli have been good friends. They’ve known each other for a little over a year. “

Later, Romo met up with Sims, Spears and other pals at the Hollywood hotspot Les Deux where they hung out for a friendly low-key night upstairs.

Spears was “sitting with her friends and Tony. Everyone was just hanging out. Brit was upbeat, really seemed fine.”

Why would he risk that much humiliation in the lockerroom by hanging out with her ass? Good lord, he must have thought it was somebody dressed as her for Halloween and then when he realized it was her, it was too late.

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