Britney Spears: Not Pregnant, Just A Bad Choice Of Top

Here’s some pics of Britney Spears out shopping at Forever 21 in LA at the Beverly Center. People are looking at these pics and speculating that she might be knocked up with child. I think it’s just a gut and a bad outfit. Hell, who doesn’t have a gut these days? This is America, we’re like the most obese nation in the world. I weigh more than my car practically!

They even tried to pass some law down South to bar fat people for being served at restaurants because they were obese. That’s some crazy back of the bus shite. Fat people should rise up off the couches and eat the attention-whoring Nazi assholes that proposed that one! Anyway, if my life has smashed apart on the jagged rocks of bipolar disorder, I’d probably be chowing down, too. You wear all the stretchy turtlenecks you want, Brit. You’ve earned that gut, baby!

Photos: Flynet Online

More photos of Britney Spears shopping at Forever 21 are after the jump.

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Photos: Flynet Online