Insane Convo With Britney “Mary Poppins” Spears

Here’s some illuminating footage of Britney Spears negotiating her way from the Millenium Dance Complex to home. She’s in fully posh accent, and man, does her hair look painful. It’s all knotted on and dirty and it makes my scalp itchy.

As Britney’s car is stopped, she is barraged by the paps and a homeless gentleman. She tells homeless guy that he’s better off being homeless than being her. She really topped the suck list with that comment. She’s still trying to sound like Victoria Beckham but she ain’t majuh. She also denies knowing who Adnan Ghalib is. Can they just fill a trank dart full of psych meds and shoot her in the neck from afar? And then get a net?

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Sam lufti and Britney Spears from their trip to Petco and the gas station are after the jump.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online