Britney Shops For Pregnancy Test And I Hope The Day-After Pill

Bonnie and Clyde here look like they might make a run for the Mexican border again at any given moment. And if you’re feeling like old boy here is skeevy as hell, well, you’re not the only one. Alli Sims, Britney Spears’ cousin, told Us Weekly that she doesn’t trust Adnan Ghalib’s motives. “I think he only has bad intentions. He has given me a weird feeling and creeped me out. I wish he would just go away.” We second that emotion, Alli.

And on this lovely jaunt to the drug store, Britney and her buddy, Adnan, picked up some pregnancy tests because why wouldn’t Britney want more kids with some guy whose job it seems to be to suck her bone-dry? It worked so well the first time around. Oh but don’t worry, she was just kiddin’, y’all. Like we need that kind of joke to be played on us after all she’s put us through already…

Another member of Britney’s disturbing entourage, Sam Lutfi, is now telling People magazine that the rumors about her suicide note are bogus. “There was no suicide note, and it’s completely untrue that she tried to commit suicide,” iterated lufti, who was described by People as the singer’s “longtime friend,” which makes me wonder what exactly a “long time” would constitute.

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