Britney Spears Should Discovery the Beauty of Grocery Shopping Online

January 16th, 2008 // 8 Comments

Trying to purchase a few chocolates and some tiny bottles of wine proved to be almost too much for Britney and her leech/personal assistant, Adnan Ghalib, when the two of them took at trip to a Ralph’s grocery store recently. You can hear the taunts of the photographers while the two of them try to push their way through to the exit in the video after the jump.

Ooh, but nothing beats the feisty little Ralph’s worker, trying to make her way back inside the store through the throng of obnoxious paparazzi. After being told to be careful when pushing her way through their expensive equipment, she turns and yells at him, “I don’t give a shit.” Hell yeah. You know she already puts up with enough shit at minimum wage, without having to deal with cat-calling photographers bitching about her bumping their cameras. She’s my new hero.

Meanwhile, if Adnan is going to pretend to be her personal assistant, the least he can do is buy her groceries for her, so she’s not constantly being mobbed every five minutes. It would at least help to make the ruse of his “employment” slightly more believable.

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(Video: Hollywood TV)

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By Lisa Timmons
  1. peachpie

    excellent primo call on the ‘new hero’ bit, Mr. Harvey…. my thoughts exactly.

  2. rachie

    She looks like a homeless person!

  3. peachpie

    lol…i just watched it again. i think i love her. she’s one of the few that i’ve heard just tell the paps to shove it. love it!

  4. shadygoddess

    Word, sister! If I was making minimum wage, and was being dissed for someone who’s famous but way lower on the evolutionary scale, I’d be pissed too. Work it, GroceryGirl!

  5. Chaz

    The Ralph’s worker is an early contender for ASL Person of the Year 2008. To say she spoke for me 100% would be a enormous understatement.

  6. peachpie

    lol Chaz! i love it…

    surely somebody keeps a running list of potential ASL ‘person of the year’, no? lisa? j? michael? somebody… ? if not, we need one pronto, as a sidebar or something. weekly segment. monthly segment.

    1. Ralph’s Grocery Girl
    2. US Immigration for denying Winehouse’s visa due to ‘excessive drug related problems’

  7. FuntKase

    Were they in Los Angeles or Guadalajara? It sounded like a bunch of dirty pervy spics .. with a towelhead or two thrown in.

  8. Observer

    Britney should discover the beauty of slitting her own throat.

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