Us Weekly All Up In In Touch’s Grill About Britney Spears’ Suicide Note Story

January 16th, 2008 // 9 Comments

It’s on now. US Weekly reports on their website that In Touch Weekly’s recent story about Britney Spears having written a suicide note the night of her meltdown is false. They have Britney’s best friend forever Sam Lutfi (who was reported to have found the note) saying that the story was “absolutely, 100% not true.”

Of course, Sam probably wants to keep himself in coke, filet mignon, and hookers so he knows to go to the mat and deny, deny, deny. US also took the opportunity to debunk several other of In Touch Weekly’s Britney Spears stories, including the report that Britney was pregnant via that weird JR Rotem fake text message bullshit and their cover story on the details of sister Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy. Who knows?

As for the crazy lady herself, maniac Britney Spears hit up Jerry’s Deli yesterday for some take-out and some camera-whoring. I know one shouldn’t be a prisoner in their own house but at this stage of the game (gracing every magazine cover in the checkout aisle , forbidden to see your own children) you might want to consider takeout. Just eat it on your back porch if you want to enjoy the nice weather. Remove yourself from the situation, skank!

Britney was photographically pummeled as she was dragged into the deli by her new “assistant” Adnan Ghalib. Oh, and she’s still working the crazy British accent as she was heard to mutter “Oh my god” and sounding like Kelly Osbourne. Bitch, you’re from Louisiana. Cut it out. That didn’t work for Madge either.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

Photos of Britney’s nose touching session are after the jump.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By J. Harvey
  1. angela

    looks like adnan has some powder up his schnoz in that pic. so subtle!

  2. katherine

    what ring does she have on her left hand??

  3. devil

    As if anyone believed the suicide crap anyway. Britney might write a suicide note just for theatrics, but she’d never commit suicide unless she could get someone else to do it for her.

  4. DruNken LauRen

    J, my man, I am so tired of this girl… ** yawn **, so what is Amy up to … that my other trian wreck….

    and K, she probably already pop the question… then she ran and bought HERSELF a ring,

    SHE was the one that pop the question on her last 2 marriages….

  5. DruNken LauRen

    J, my man, I am so tired of this girl… ** yawn **, so what is Amy up to … that my other trian wreck….

    and K, she probably already pop the question… then she ran and bought HERSELF a ring,

    SHE was the one that pop the question on her last 2 marriages….

  6. DruNken LauRen

    J, my man, I am so tired of this girl… ** yawn **, so what is Amy up to … that my other trian wreck….

    and K, she probably already pop the question… then she ran and bought HERSELF a ring,

    SHE was the one that pop the question on her last 2 marriages….

  7. DruNken LauRen

    J, my man, I am so tired of this girl… ** yawn **, so what is Amy up to … that my other trian wreck….

    and K, she probably already pop the question… then she ran and bought HERSELF a ring,

    SHE was the one that pop the question on her last 2 marriages….

  8. otto

    I know exactly why Brit is with Adnan-he is hung like a horse. BTW-he goes both ways, so that might turn Brit on.

  9. otto

    I know exactly why Brit is with Adnan-he is hung like a horse. BTW-he goes both ways, so that might turn Brit on.

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