Tim Gunn Rejects Britney Spears’ Human Status

January 13th, 2008 // 15 Comments

Here’s Britney out to lunch with the man of her current dreams, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib. She’s clutching those puppies like PETA is waiting around the corner to snatch them away and give them to Kevin Federline at any random moment.

Tim Gunn was recently asked if he would be willing to give Britney a makeover, and he certainly isn’t interested.

“I would refuse,” the fashion guru said, “There is no amount of money and I’ll tell you why: I can’t want you to succeed more than you do. And it’s obvious that she doesn’t want to succeed. I think of her right now as being in exile from the human race and she needs major, major help…”

Even if he won’t (understandably) offer his impeccable style advice, at least Tim Gunn isn’t trying to con Britney into showing up on his TV show, “Tim Gunn’s Guide to Style.” Kind of refreshing after the whole Dr. Phil debacle.

And who does Tim think mommies should emulate? Find out after the jump.

Photos: Flynet Onilne

12 more photos of Britney Spears and Adnan Gahlib out for lunch in Manhattan Beach are after the jump.

“I’m so tired of saying Angelina Jolie, but she never disappoints,” added Tim, “She’s always occasion appropriate, whether she’s picking up the kids somewhere or walking on the sidewalk on Rodeo Drive, on the red carpet or at a premiere, she doesn’t look like she’s trying too hard.”

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Photos: Flynet Onilne

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  1. blah

    Adnan’s mustache “thing” is offensive. It looks like the runway strip on a bikini wax.

  2. blah

    I just noticed that his shirt says “affliction”. I guess that pretty much sums it up.

  3. cbenji

    can you imagine what the inside of brit’s brown boots must smell like? she’s been wearing those two pairs for what like a year now? and she never wears socks and i know it’s hot out there on the left coast. if i had to wager, i’d guess it is the smell of rotting possum.

  4. tim gunn

    Wow… Tim Gunn is my new hero.

  5. Cat

    Brit…get those boot new soles & heels!! Also need lost of polish too!! Looks so rugged too!

  6. blondiebabe

    ew. angelina jolie? really? she looks like a freaking skeleton, and she just wears all black all the time….no thanks.

  7. I think she is starting to realize how her antics have alienated the people she loves in her life and she is feeling lonely. The holidays are good for that. Maybe, hopefully for her children, we will see Brit finally get it back together in 2008. If not musically, hopefully just personally. It’s obvious all the money in the world cant buy the happiness that she had on the celeb site(MillMatch.com).

  8. Suz

    She is mentally ill. She needs to be sectioned and kept in the hospital this time. Her family need to get with it and show some love and do this for everyone’s sake. SHE even knows she is ill and that is why she fled the country-to avoid being sectioned. She ALSO needs to stop adopting defenseless animals. If she cannot take care of children and herself how can she manage to take care of animals??

  9. Tiffie

    I felt sorry for her children, now I feel sorry for the doggies. Mr. Gunn summed it up well – “She does not want to succeed”.

    She may not be mental ill but she seems majorly stupid.

  10. Tiffie

    I felt sorry for her children, now I feel sorry for the doggies. Mr. Gunn summed it up well – “She does not want to succeed”.

    She may not be mentally ill but she seems majorly stupid and immature.

  11. sandy

    So the idiot freakshow thinks a muslim can fix her? Boy is she in for a surprise. I predict her demise/divorce within a year after marrying the opportunist/shady muslim.

  12. How many darn dogs does she need. And please don’t let some idiot say she can afford them. It’s not just about the money.

  13. anonymous

    Unfortunately I think when this guy is done with her she may kill herself.

    Even if he hasn’t slept with her. He will lie about it. He probable secretly takes pics of her.

    I have thought, and hoped, that she entered into some agreement, for lots of money, with his agency to engage in this new level of lunacy.

    I cannot understand why someone would want to destroy their themselves like this.

  14. tiffs

    Instead of criticizng Britney, Tim should look at his love lif-the hard stress of keeping up with his young boyfriend Andy Roddick.

  15. Smithj22

    TIm & Andy??????? YECH

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