Britney Spears Takes Some Time In Her Busy Schedule Of Crazy To Get Some

January 7th, 2008 // 19 Comments

Before we go into the latest Britney scoop, I have to say I feel a lot of love on this site lately. All of our beloved readers are really coming together to discuss Ms. Britney Spears and her situation.

A Socialite’s Life seems to have a lot of readers who know things about mental health diagnoses and the law, etc. I love that! I learn something new everyday up in this bitch! It’s comforting to know that we can facilliate intelligent discussion via poptart implosion. Well, my discussion isn’t intelligent, but it’s good to know someone will correct my ass when I write something completely ignorant. Which is like daily. But I digress. Despite earlier reports that Britney, 26, and her paparazzi playmate Adnan Ghalib, 35, are platonic, sources say that these two are sorta getting their dry-hump on in public when they think that no one’s looking. CelebTV is reporting that Britney and Adnan were spotted the night of her release from Cedars-Sinai at a bungalow in Santa Barbara sharing a bungalow, and all up in the cozy with each other. Britney loves those lollipops.

They’re also reporting that they were seen holding and making out on a Starbuck’s run the next morning. Starbuck’s makes Britney horny. In more (there’s always more) Britney news, “responsible people” in her life are trying to get her to check herself into a hospital for treatment for bipolar disorder. The reasoning is that there’s no way she’s getting those kids if she’s walking around talking to park benches and laughing in appropriately at “Tall, grande, or venti?” Makes sense to me, but she’s apparently resisting so far. She’s too busy sucking on lollipops in bungalows with photographers!

By J. Harvey
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  1. TEDDA

    Welp, the girl is definitely going to do whatever it is she’s going to do HER WAY….guess that’ll make that an appropriate song at the services….so so so very sad to me!

  2. Sloane

    Rumors of her representing herself legally are not so far fetched. She has enough personalities to interview herself on the stand with no difficulty.

  3. Stewie

    Countdown to the sex tape: 5, 4, 3 …

  4. Vanessa

    Does anything think she could be faking these mood swings/symptomatic bi-polar behavior for the attention? I hate to be the cynic here, but with her dwindling music career, and fledgling love life, could she have cooked up the craziness for the paps attention?

  5. Vanessa

    Does anything think she could be faking these mood swings/symptomatic bi-polar behavior for the attention? I hate to be the cynic here, but with her dwindling music career, and fledgling love life, could she have cooked up the craziness for the paps attention?

  6. i’m sorry, but this looks more like a drug deal than a romantic hook up.

    yeah, it looks like she’s getting some… getting some CRACK.

  7. i’m sorry, but this looks more like a drug deal than a romantic hook up.

    yeah, it looks like she’s getting some… getting some CRACK.

  8. KEL

    I am no Brit fan but imagine how anyone looks under this kind of attention…. All celebs that get followed for years look crazy, ok some are crazy. I only want to point out that if a camera just recorded my drive to work each day the little white jacket would be on so fast I would not have time to say sanitarium!

  9. blah

    It’s going to be quite interesting when these two break up (or whatever it is they are doing) and he decides to sit down for a tell all with The Insider. I truly think that he is only doing this for the potential money he could get from doing massive interviews once he’s all the dirt he can handle. It’s sad because I think it will only push her off the edge even more.

  10. Oh! What’s this?

    Paparazzi Ghalib and Britney selling their story for a $5 million worth of an exclusive photos?…

  11. bettyloopy

    WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

  12. bettyloopy

    WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Jenn

    Oh it’s bettyloopy again. Saying mean things about people who are sick. You’re just as sick for your comments!

  14. bettyloopy

    Ohhhh, Jenn wake up and stop playing the “Chris Cocker Leave her alone” video. She is SICK alright! Sick of not getting her way! SICK of realizing the world does not revolve around her! SICK of realizing she can’t be a HORRIBLE mother and be able to keep the children! YEAH! The only thing you have right is that she is SICK!

  15. andrea

    other sites are reporting that this photographer is FREAKIN MARRIED!!!

  16. Jenn

    Sort of sick people do fine and eventually seek the help they need. semi-sick people go for awhile without help and then it hits them that they need care. REALLY SICK people stay in denial until horrible things happen and even then it’s hard to get them to face their problems and get treatment. Try forcing a severe alcoholic for treatment. Most would rather lay in a gutter homeless before getting help. Don’t think that just because she’s in denial and won’t get help that she’s spoiled or seeking attention.

  17. Idaho

    Adnan is a married man……if I was his wife Id sue for alienation of affection……think of the money she could get off Britt!

  18. nastybugger

    I, too, read that he is married, but I also read that he got married to get a green card, and it’s not a marriage in the traditional sense.

    As in, I don’t think his wife gives a shit.

  19. PityBrittyNoMore

    I’ll admit I too was conned for a few days thinking she had really finally broken down. Now I see all this for what it is… publicity stunt.

    Vanessa and loopdeeloo (sorry I don’t feel like scrolling to get the name right) are on the right track.

    Jenn honey you are simply delusional… even moreso than most around here.. and I don’t base that opinion on just this article. Every Britney comment you make, I just think… do you seriously believe what you’re saying?

    Sign me…. PityBrittyNoMore

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