‘Soul Train’ Loving Tom Cruise Premieres ‘Valkyrie’ In NYC

Finally, after all the build-up that we’ve heard about Tom Cruise’s latest film Valkyrie
the damn thing is premiering. The WWII tale of German resistance
fighters against the Nazi regime premiered in New York with Tom’s new
buddy Mario Lopez from Extra on the red carpet.

Tom revealed to Mario from whence he gleaned his rhythm, “I learned how to dance watching Soul Train…Always the coolest moves.”
Hopefully, Tom was able to incorporate his dance skills into his
uplifting Hitler assassination plot movie. Work that eye patch, bitch!

Cruise also reassured us that he has no intention of hiding away his delightfully photogenic daughter Suri Cruise
any time soon. “What choice do I have? We didn’t let pictures out at
first and there was a bit of an outcry…It’s our life and I don’t know
what else to do.”

He’s right, you know. A diva cannot blossom without plenty of camera
flashbulbs providing her with the light she needs to develop into the
full-grown flower of a drama queen that we hope she will become.

Check out all the photos of Tom Cruise at the Valkyrie New York premiere in the gallery.


Finally, after all the build-up that we’ve heard about Tom Cruise’s latest film Valkyrie
the damn thing is premiering. The WWII tale of German resistance
fighters against the Nazi regime premiered in New York with Tom’s new
buddy Mario Lopez from Extra on the red carpet.

Tom revealed to Mario from whence he gleaned his rhythm, “I learned how to dance watching Soul Train…Always the coolest moves.”
Hopefully, Tom was able to incorporate his dance skills into his
uplifting Hitler assassination plot movie. Work that eye patch, bitch!

Cruise also reassured us that he has no intention of hiding away his delightfully photogenic daughter Suri Cruise
any time soon. “What choice do I have? We didn’t let pictures out at
first and there was a bit of an outcry…It’s our life and I don’t know
what else to do.”

He’s right, you know. A diva cannot blossom without plenty of camera
flashbulbs providing her with the light she needs to develop into the
full-grown flower of a drama queen that we hope she will become.