Paris Hilton And Benji Madden’s Relationship Remnants Unite

March 26th, 2008 // 10 Comments

Well, lookee here! Everything works out in the end! Here’s model Sophie Monk with….pizza delivery guy Alex Vaggo. For those of you just tuning in, Sophie used to go out with Benji Madden of Good Charlotte. In fact, they were engaged briefly. And Paris Hilton ensnared this poor bastard for five seconds and then spit him out of her vagina like a wad of used chewing gum. Paris and Benji Madden are now a couple, complete with cheesy rings depicting the other’s initials. And now these two dumpees have gotten together!

Well, they definitely have something to talk about. This is probably a ploy on her part to keep her name in the papers, but this guy probably just wants someone to talk to. He probably misses Sweden and they won’t let him back in the country because he put his penis in Paris’ disease nest. Sophie’s blond and probably reminds him of the girls back home.

Whatever. They should both report immediately to the Center for Disease Control.

Photos: WENN

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Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
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  1. Katie

    Hey, thats definately not Sophie Monk!

  2. Kristin

    That is definately not Sophie Monk… Sophie is much prettier….

  3. Aisha

    As if that is Sophie!? She looks nothing like her!!

  4. Sassygirl

    That’s NOT Sophie. Sophie is more exotic looking and has fuller lips.

  5. hayleyc86

    As a fellow aussie, I can definitely vouch for the fact that it is NOT Sophie Monk!

  6. tarns

    might be sophia monk, but definitely not SOPHIE monk who dated madden

  7. ur an idiot!

    That’s not sophie monk u idiot…she’s wayyyyyyy hotter…this chick is…well…a nobody, a lot like paris is hmm he knows how to pick em aye.

    Please hate on Paris Hilton more please I love readin bad shit bout her…I hate skanks!
    <3

  8. Hulla

    Hot legs at least.

    And he comes from money.

  9. Elin

    No it’s not Sophie, it’s a classmate of mine from Germany… and a very cute and smart girl actually… Just wanted to ad that to the “nice” comments…

  10. Natasha

    I concur…. definitely not Sophie.

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