Tony Romo’s Penis Must Be Made Of Diamonds

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I don’t get it. He gets all this famous ass. I would say hot, but Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears and this drunk chick from “One Tree Hill” don’t do it for me. He’s sorta…dopey-looking. Cutesy, but gangly. Maybe it’s the star quarterback thing. Tony Romo just got finished being linked with mother of the decade Britney Spears and now he’s onto Sophia Bush. She probably needs the distraction. Do you know this chick has to work on “One Tree Hill” with her ex-husband who is currently engaged to some teenage extra? That can not be a fun commute to work. “Sonuvabitch. I’m gonna explode his trailer!”

Nearly four months after splitting with Carrie Underwood, 24, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, 27, was spotted dining with Bush on October 22, and he introduced her to his parents the next night!

“She can’t believe it’s happening so fast!” says a Bush friend, adding that the actress, 25, already has plans to fly east to attend ­Romo’s game against the New York Giants on November 11.

Dude, “introduced her to his parents the next night” means one thing. Psycho. She better haul ass out of there or she’s going to end up beaten when the towels don’t line up on the rack in the bathroom. Oh and as for the story about Britney giving Big Tony a lap dance, sources say that “Tony was disgusted with Britney. It was purely Britney wanting to do it. All he can talk about is Sophia these days.” Well, yeah. Who wants a meaty drunk woman bouncing on your lap with snack cake crumbs a’flyin and her greasy wig smacking you in the face? That photo of the naked burned Vietnamese girl running down the street is more erotic.