Someone Should Have Given Sandra Bullock A Baseball Bat

While Michelle “Bombshell” McGee has broken her silence, replying to her haters, Sandra Bullock is still MIA. We can imagine her response though, thanks to a quote The New York Post unburied. Two months before Jesse James was exposed as a chronic cheater, Bullock commented on the Tiger Woods shit show while she was being interviewed on the red carpet of the People’s Choice Awards on January 6th.

“If I were [Tiger’s wife] Elin [Nordegren], man, I would have hit a lot more than she did,” Bullock told The Insider of the car crash that had happened six weeks earlier. “I would have kept hitting.” The reporter asked if she meant she would still be swinging the golf club and she replied “Yeah, she [Elin] stopped, she was respectable. I’d get the baseball bat, I’d get everything out.”  Wish Jesse had been on the red carpet with her then like he was at the Golden Globes. We could have a picture of his face turning red and his knees quivering.

Tiger’s count is currently 16 cheating partners and now a fourth “model and businesswoman” is reportedly coming out soon with her three-year affair with James. Jesus, even I want to hit him with that umbrella.