Someone Needs a Manicure

September 29th, 2007 // 38 Comments

(Flynet)

Find out which tragedy this is after the jump (tons of photos).

It’s Britney Spears of course.

(Flynet)

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Angel

    Hellooooooo fake Tanner. wash your hands, girl!

  2. yo!

    who cares how messed up her hands look! those rings are worth a fortune. shes saying do i give a fuck?! i dont have to i’m flithy rich.

  3. Declining hands… Britney…these rings serve to pay a treatment in the hands.

  4. Declining hands… Britney…these rings serve to pay a treatment in the hands.

  5. Declining hands… Britney…these rings serve to pay a treatment in the hands.

  6. The “Weird Al” in me wants to break out a song parody of Foreigner’s “Juke Box Hero” lampooning Brit:

    “She’s a white trash princess
    a glaze in her eyes.”

    Question of the hour: who’s more scuzzy: Britney Spears or Amy Winehouse?

  7. MizLiz

    She makes white trash folk look genteel in comparison. I’ve seen more respectable-looking crack addicts.

  8. Olive

    I think she’s always been trashy and now she just doesn’t have anybody around to make her clean up.

  9. Olive

    And look how she’s holding that poor dog!

    She should not be responsible for taking care of any living thing. She can’t even take care of herself.

    They should give up her two children for adoption so somebody who loves them and wants them can raise them!

  10. itsme

    what is with that brown stuff between her fingers ? Is she using her hands for toilet paper ?

  11. F YOU

    SHUT UP ALL OF YOU! JEALOUS MUCH? At least she’s drinking coffee!

  12. ggirrrl

    Ewww ick — self tanner in the cracks of her fingers!!

  13. OXA

    I THINK A LOBOTOMY WOULD DO THE TRICK.

  14. diagnosis

    Biting your nails down like that is a sign of an unsound mind. She’s not relaxed.

  15. Sha

    Why is she holding the poor dog like that? Poor thing

  16. Sha

    Poor dog: why is she holding him like that?

  17. devil

    Dear Lord! Britney makes Angelina and Brad look positively CLEAN. And she’d have to be crawling with filth to do that (okay, she IS crawling with filth).

    I bet she smells as awful as she looks. Ew.

  18. Matt

    Most of all she needs a brain surgeon!

  19. fluffy rabbit

    Loves the fake tanner gunk between her mauled fingers, the wannabee Daisy Duke shirt, and pot belly. You just can’t get any classier than this.

  20. Why_Do_I_Care?

    I just have to say…for one good comment…(it’s tough, I know) that I think she looks so much better with dark hair! And if that’s a pot belly, then I’m much more of a mess than she’ll ever be :(.

  21. sandy

    The richest/most successful women I know do NOT have nice nails. Look at Oprah. Hers are very short, often chewed, and messy. Truly rich/successful women don’t care about their nails. Old women do, but not today’s woman. The long, fake, manicured look is out.

  22. blah

    My nails are short, but they are well maintained. I just can’t grow long nails and fake nails are awful. I don’t think her body is bad by “normal” people circumstances. Hell, her body’s a lot better than mine.

    However, I’m convinced this chick doesn’t want her kids anymore. She knows what she’s doing, and she knows it doesn’t look good for her. I think she would rather lose her kids in court rather than just giving them up. It looks bad. I think she realized that having kids is hard and you just can’t go out every night, smoke weed, get drunk and still be a good mom.

  23. blah

    My nails are short, but they are well maintained. I just can’t grow long nails and fake nails are awful. I don’t think her body is bad by “normal” people circumstances. Hell, her body’s a lot better than mine.

    However, I’m convinced this chick doesn’t want her kids anymore. She knows what she’s doing, and she knows it doesn’t look good for her. I think she would rather lose her kids in court than just give them up. It looks bad. I think she realized that having kids is hard and you just can’t go out every night, smoke weed, get drunk and still be a good mom.

  24. jbonz

    Why do you keep posting these bogus “guess-who”s? Anything vile, dirty, disgusting, gross, swinish, nauseating, dangerous, irrational, offensive, abusive or psychomasturbatorily exhibitionistic is BOUND to be our little Britney.

  25. sandie

    For lazy people like her: just don’t color your nails at all…

  26. heaven help her

    Spears’s problem right now is anger. Her aggressive nature means she wants things “HER WAY OR NO WAY!” She was very controlling of her husband.

    If K-Fed would have put up with her crap, she’d still be playing the happy mommy/wife. It’s the fact that her man didn’t want her no more. She can’t take the rejection. Her anger is clouding her mind and affecting her parenting skills.

    Visits to a psychotherapist for cognitive therapy (to stop destructive behaviors) are definitely in order. It doesn’t suddenly get better on its own. It keeps going until there is a tragedy or the person breaks down. It’s a vicious cycle.

  27. what???

    Someone just told a fat lie. Oprah Winfrey does NOT chew her nails down. She cuts them short and doesn’t wear nail polish, but that’s about it. Her nails are never messy.

    Please.

  28. Loob

    I think that’s just a cup of cream with caramel syrup on top. She told them to hold the coffee.

  29. Fuchsia

    Oh really…who else would it be with a Starbucks cup and dirty, chewed up nasty looking hands and nails? Cate Blanchett?

  30. Roo

    Jesus. How many calories are in that fucking drink? With whip and caramel sauce? Damn.

  31. Steve

    Why don’t we move on from talentless singers,who can’t even lipsin.There is a lot of talented people. I just found one on
    http://www.myspace.com/elenasatine.
    I think she is awesome.

  32. Steve

    Why don’t we move on from talentless singers,who can’t even lipsin.There is a lot of talented people. I just found one on
    http://www.myspace.com/elenasatine.
    I think she is awesome.

  33. krbcan

    This girl loves the attention from the paps. Who in their right mind would EVER wear an outfit like this going to Starbucks, or anywhere else?

  34. T-Bone

    OH WOW! Her f*ing nails are short and unkept! What a crime!

    If you really care about this then perhaps you’re the one with the problem.

  35. mary

    sorry, i like a good britney bashing like anyone else, but she does look better than usual, if that says anything at all. and I have a pet yorky too, everyone holds them like that, the little dummies just wiggle A LOT!

  36. blah

    T-Bone

    Why do you like her? Yes, hope for her and pray that she gets healthy, but the cute young thing that turned you on once upon a time is gone.

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