Someone is in Need of Some Sun

January 3rd, 2007 // 15 Comments

Hiding under a scarf isn’t going to help. Find out who the shy star is after the jump.

(Flynet)

It’s Michelle Trachtenberg. I hope she’s wearing some sunscreen.

(Flynet)

By Jessica Marx
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  1. annon

    you think she’s in need of some skin cancer too?? i think her white skin is very nice… at least she isn’t leathery or orange.

  2. Gigi

    Some folks simply cannot tan uless it’s of tan-in-a-bottle variety; and I’m one of them. I tell ya, skin cancer or not, I couldn’t get a tan if my life depended upon it. And for some crazy reason, I lot of people can’t wrap their brains around the idea of NOT being able to have a golden brown tan.

    It’s just not possible for everyone.

  3. Kyle

    I don’t know what you’re talking about. I think she has beautiful skin. I’m sure there’s a lot of other people that would agree with me too.

  4. YEAH RIGHTli

    Teuta was by FAR his ugliest girlfriend ever. She had a huge nose, masculine feature, she looked hairy…she looks like a DUDE. I love that you can say how ugly the airport girl was WITHOUT SEEIN HER FACE! She was dressed in sweats, turned totally to the sid and far away where you couldn’t see ANYTHING about her face. Yet she was “ugly”? That sounds like pure jealousy. Because it is so stupid to call someone ugly that you haven’t even seen. Like you’re waiting to hate on her because she is dating him but you cant even see her. At least we have SEEN many pics of teuta. I don’t know the girl but I have seen her enough to know she was his ugliest “girlfriend” yet. And I use the term girlfriend loosely when he was dating 10 other girls at the same time he was with her

  5. LMAO

    And just how do you know he was dating ten other girls at the time? WTF? You diss someone for giving an opinion on the plump plain girl he was with at LAX by saying you can’t see her face, when hello actually yah you CAN see her face unless you are blind, because it is in the photo, but then wait, somehow it’s okay for you to say he is with ten other girls when you haven’t seen any of them even in a bad picture!? You incredible hypocrite! You are the one who is twisted up over Teuta. What’s the matter… let me guess… you are Joaquin and… oh no… ? Don’t tell me she dumped you for another man? Oh your poor bruised celebrity ego…

  6. gollyg

    LMAO…you are a f@cking idiot to actually think that Joaquin Phoenix would post on ANY gossip board…umm, bruised ego?..I think not…why would she dump him? She clearly was using him for his fame and money and then got HER ass dumped!!! So let me guess, your retaliation to me is going to be the famous comment, “How do you know?”…Doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out…stupid b@tch.

  7. LMAO

    Why would she dump him? So… let’s see… how about because a rich girl like her doesn’t have to put up and shut up when her new date turns out to be mentally unstable, acts weirdly, dresses like a vagrant and is an alcoholic to boot. Rich chicks don’t need to put up with him and his shit just for the dough and they move on quick to another guy who is NORMAL. But then you already know that.

  8. You are an idiot

    HE dumped HER. She may of been spoiled and came from money but she wasn’t FAMOUS and thats what she wanted. Not to mention, rich people are even MORE likely to marry other rich people than someone who was of average income. Because someone who was average knows what it is like to not have everything, where as a rich bitch is used to getting everything they want therefore wants to be spoiled by her boyfriend. She was unattractive as hell. He broke up with her because she was one of his many flings anyway. He knows he could of gotten prettier beautiful people and not a big nosed cow with bushy eyebrows. And he knew she was using him for fame.

  9. You are an idiot

    HE dumped HER. She may of been spoiled and came from money but she wasn’t FAMOUS and thats what she wanted. Not to mention, rich people are even MORE likely to marry other rich people than someone who was of average income. Because someone who was average knows what it is like to not have everything, where as a rich bitch is used to getting everything they want therefore wants to be spoiled by her boyfriend. She was unattractive as hell. He broke up with her because she was one of his many flings anyway. He knows he could of gotten prettier beautiful people and not a big nosed cow with bushy eyebrows. And he knew she was using him for fame.

  10. gollyg

    LMAO…I know alot more than you think sweetheart. Get a f@cking clue!

  11. Trista

    You guys are so funny. I think that we pay to much attention to rich and famous people because society tells us that that is what is important. And it is not. We are all valuable even those of us who are not beautiful or rich. That girl that you may have considered ugly, may have a confindence, personality, or spirituality that draws people to her.
    There are some that have been “blessed” or “priveledged” for some reason, and there are others who are living in Central Africa being torutred and raped. We are who we are, and where we are for a reason. Who is dating who does not really matter. But finding geniune love does. I wonder if these people even really know what that is? I have been around many beautiful and wealthy people for many years, and I have come to realize that everything comes with a price.

    This is just my 2 cents….

  12. lol

    WTF are you talking about?? Enough with the miss america speech

  13. lisa

    Teuta is a hideous beast. I’ve seen her in person and her nose took up half the room we were in. Her teeth are also messed up. The girl was a token notch on Joaquin’s bedpost. One of the 100000′s of girls he’s slept with and I know for a FACT he was cheating on her the entire time they were “together”. Big nose Teuta Me-fugly is probably still crying herself a river about it. The girl looks like a dude, she looks hairy, has a huge nose and messed up teeth. Money can’t change fugly, because fugly is to the bone. You’d think with all the money her mommy and daddy have, that she’d invest in a nose job and a dentist.

  14. lisa

    Teuta is a hideous beast. I’ve seen her in person and her nose took up half the room we were in. Her teeth are also messed up. The girl was a token notch on Joaquin’s bedpost. One of the 100000′s of girls he’s slept with and I know for a FACT he was cheating on her the entire time they were “together”. Big nose Teuta Me-fugly is probably still crying herself a river about it. The girl looks like a dude, she looks hairy, has a huge nose and messed up teeth. Money can’t change fugly, because fugly is to the bone. You’d think with all the money her mommy and daddy have, that she’d invest in a nose job and a dentist.

  15. Nicole_keewatin

    Some people just hit the notch with other people, so what I would think, I could be hopeful for someone like Joaquin is even more stupid, even if I was waitress somewhere and he think could love me,, no, I really think instead about of people with him and about him and I’m obsessed, I’m also alone all the time and he could very well still be in bed with any one, and maybe he will say after he’s married and I have to have extreme sex fantasies to myself about him with anybody, I look at this insanely and then I think of his beginning scene in “we own the night” and it’s Eva, it’s Lindsay or it’s Teuta, and I think about how they dress and what they could act like, what they could be talking about, I think so hard and I don’t know anything about travel or what anybody else really has in them, I’m filling in gaps insanely, it’s unfair, I thought, if myself was better and more then what it is , I would still be like this, I think there should a place for people that obsessed about one person, I went through a lot any way ,what do I think, if I could see myself alone with other people, I like, I think I would want to do something creative and I don’t have these fantasies and it was just him, because of that, I wouldn’t make any thing with him expect boom out the door my Bum is gone and my celibacy was just like a drink, like a kept wine, like a gum on a bed post, I’m still crazy enough to still think of someone, like you Joaquin phoenix, whom makes me want sex, and only my hands are always left holding each other and never praying for miracle to be your love, this much still, all the time, I wanted your flavor, I can’t think of nothing else and I’m still crazy! Your girlfriend wouldn’t be able to F–ing stand me, I know that, I just clean things, and then it’s easy after to simulate in any one’s mind what is of the era of a “MOP” and what would it have been like, for a “MOP” having this much enticing feelings, HHMM?” well, that is really, the real picture!

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