Someone Give That Woman An Oscar

And no, by Oscar, I’m not referring to some imaginary sex-act I just now made up in my head involving a can of gold spray paint, a hood ornament and a short bald man with a dark moustache and a lisp. (Cause I’m sure that’s where your mind immediately went…) I’m talking about Paris Hilton’s recent performance in which she recently paraded around holding a book about acting as preparation for her upcoming film, “The Hottie and the Nottie.” From Hello!:

Leaving home in LA for the movie’s set, the 25-year-old was spotted clutching budding thesp’s guide The Power Of The Actor. And the glamorous style queen showed she meant business by swapping her usual designer ensemble for a serviceable green tracksuit.

How adorable. “Acting” as if she knows how to read. Well, she’s holding the book right side up, so by God, I’m convinced! Encore!



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