Socialite Life’s Couples of the Year of 2008

December 21st, 2008 // 9 Comments

Where to begin? 2008 was all love, love, love! Well, for some of the following, there was some adultery, adultery, adultery, too.

Lindsay Lohan came out as a vagine fan when she began openly dating girlfriend Samantha Ronson this year. Although she’s never come out and said “I’m a lesbian,” or “I’m bi.” or even “I’m faking like women for publicity,” Ronson is never far from Lohan’s side. Hire Ronson to DJ at your party, and you get the added bonus of Lindsay Lohan attached to the DJ booth, faking that the substance in her water bottle is water.

Sienna Miller and Brothers and Sisters star Balthazar Getty were perhaps the two most interesting homewreckers of the year when they were first photographed together shirtless on a boat in Italy in July. The two of them seemed to not care a whit about Getty’s wife and four children. After a supposed breakup, it looks like they’re still at it. Classy!

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have found love AGAIN after breaking up in August. The two appear to have reconnected and have even made the renewal of their relationship public this week with some photos of them smiling for the paparazzi being released. Brad who?

How could we run a post about the most famous couples in 2008 without mentioning Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt? Possibly the most irritating couple in the world, they reportedly tied the knot this month in Mexico. Of course, they didn’t have rings immediately, the wedding isn’t legal here in the States, and Heidi was reportedly trashed on tequila during the ceremony. Now that’s love.

Injured New England Patriots QB (GO PATS) Tom Brady, despite fathering a child with his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, seems to have found the love of his life (or at least the love of right now) with the current queen of the supermodels, Gisele Bundchen. The fiery Brazilian and her All-American boy are often seen out and about in NYC, and have purchased land in Los Angeles to build a house on.

High School Musical sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens took their onscreen Disneyfied romance offscreen and have been going strong in 2008. They’re finally done with the epic HSM trilogy and can move onto bolder and more adult projects despite looking like two puppies. Efron just turned 21 so their relationship is now with added booze!

And last but not least – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Their love grew and blossomed this year, right along with their family. Still the most popular tabloid couple in the world, Angelina gave birth to twins Vivienne and Knox this year and the world went wild. What is it about their love that keeps us so highly interested? Is it because they’re impossibly good looking? It is because he dumped one of America’s Sweethearts for the exotic, do-gooding yet seemingly slightly evil in a good way actress? Who knows, but their reign continues.

Click any photo to view all 50+ photos of Socialite Life’s Couple of the Year in the gallery!

Click any photo to view all 50+ photos of Socialite Life’s Couple of the Year in the gallery!


Where to begin? 2008 was all love, love, love! Well, for some of the
following, there was some adultery, adultery, adultery, too.Lindsay Lohan came out as a vagine fan when she began openly dating girlfriend Samantha Ronson
this year. Although she’s never come out and said “I’m a lesbian,” or
“I’m bi.” or even “I’m faking like women for publicity,” Ronson is
never far from Lohan’s side. Hire Ronson to DJ at your party, and you
get the added bonus of Lindsay Lohan attached to the DJ booth, faking
that the substance in her water bottle is water.Sienna Miller and Brothers and Sisters star Balthazar Getty were perhaps the two most interesting homewreckers of the year when they were first photographed together shirtless
on a boat in Italy in July. The two of them seemed to not care a whit
about Getty’s wife and four children. After a supposed breakup, it
looks like they’re still at it. Classy!Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have found love AGAIN after breaking up in August. The two appear to have reconnected and have even made the renewal of their relationship public this week with some photos of them smiling for the paparazzi being released. Brad who?

How could we run a post about the most famous couples in 2008 without mentioning Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt?
Possibly the most irritating couple in the world, they reportedly tied
the knot this month in Mexico. Of course, they didn’t have rings
immediately, the wedding isn’t legal here in the States, and Heidi was reportedly trashed on tequila during the ceremony. Now that’s love.

Injured New England Patriots QB (GO PATS) Tom Brady, despite fathering a child with his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, seems to have found the love of his life (or at least the love of right now) with the current queen of the supermodels, Gisele Bundchen. The fiery Brazilian and her All-American boy are often seen out and about in NYC, and have purchased land in Los Angeles to build a house on.

High School Musical sweethearts Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens
took their onscreen Disneyfied romance offscreen and have been going
strong in 2008. They’re finally done with the epic HSM trilogy and can
move onto bolder and more adult projects despite looking like two
puppies. Efron just turned 21 so their relationship is now with added booze!

And last but not least – Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Their love grew and blossomed this year, right along with their family. Still the most popular tabloid couple in the world, Angelina gave birth to twins Vivienne and Knox
this year and the world went wild. What is it about their love that
keeps us so highly interested? Is it because they’re impossibly good
looking? It is because he dumped one of America’s Sweethearts for the
exotic, do-gooding yet seemingly slightly evil in a good way actress?
Who knows, but their reign continues.Check out all 50+ photos of Socialite Life’s Couple of the Year in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Dude

    I’d like to watch Samantha and Lindsay shag. I bet Samantha be tearing that ass up.

  2. Rachel

    ^ I think my eyes would explode

    Geek reference: just like in Event Horizon!

  3. gmale

    Trolie “slightly evil in a good way”??? SLIGHTLY??? You’re joking, right?!!! She’s extremely evil in a destructive way and she doesn’t have any friends because of it. LOOZA. It seems the tabloids are the only idiots who don’t see that. Oh, and her boob of a boyfriend, although I can’t believe even he hasn’t caught on yet. Over dinner, “so why do you not have any friends, Mange?” “Uh, cuz, I’m better than … and Cambodia … and tattoos make me better than … and … blood viles are the best … and … yeah … let’s go to Africa and pretend I am a good person far away from the land where people have friends … ” The almost college grad shags the weird one. Congrats!

  4. I beg to differ!

    ^
    no, you can’t seem to see that. Take your nose from Jen’s butt for just a moment and you’ll actually see that Ms. Jolie DOES good things instead of like other actresses (if you can call what she does is acting). Ms. Jolie gives 1/3rd of her salary to charity; she follows that up with visits to countries to make sure that the money she and others donate are being used for the purpose its being collected. She’s taken on the task of adopting children most people would have thrown away (and actually did!) and gave them a wonderful home. What did YOUR actress do? She made a movie with a dog. Oh! That’s right. she went into the ghetto and gave the poor kids bottled water – that their parents probably can’t afford to buy (instead of maybe being an activist for cleaning up the FREE water we already have). oh yeah, and its real touching having her in those ST Jude ads…wonder how much they had to pay her for that.
    Whatevs! Ms. Aniston might actually get some real activist work done if she wasn’t playing the poor me card YET AGAIN – 5 years later. Both of you get over it and go back to watching that stupid TV show of her that was a rip-off of Seinfeld.

  5. Nicky

    I beg to differ I don’t believe that gmale brought up Jen at all in their comment so what are you going on about her for. It’s people like you who can’t forget the Brad and Jen thing and bring it up all the time to make Angelina sound better. There are a lot of people out there who do good things for the children and the starving in other countries but because they’re not famous, and don’t rub it in everyones face, no one hears about it. You’re the one who needs to stop bringing up Jen all the time and just get over it already.

  6. janepitt

    It’s a symptom of brangelunacy. They can’t keep JA’s name from their tirades. They don’t get it that Angie was an evil whore before Brad and to some she will always be. They don’t get that it is about mangie.

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