Socialite Life Video Rant: Mick Jagger Vs. Jonas Brothers

Striving to be a voice of sarcasm in an increasingly politically-correct climate of celebrity mediocrity, SOCIALITE LIFE presents this lush and verbally NSFW video that celebrates the glitz and glamor of classic Hollywood debauchery.

And with that, we’d like to pose the following question: With whom would you rather share a hot tub? Mick Jagger in his heyday or the purity ring-sporting Jonas Brothers?

Before you give us your answer, enjoy the extensive gallery featuring all four objects of teen idol worship, past and present. And let us toast to them all!