Socialite Life BS Awards 2008: No. 9 – Kate Hudson

December 13th, 2008 // 1 Comment

What’s there to say about Kate Hudson? Girlfriend has had everyone. Every Manny, Moe, and hack. 2008 has been an exhausting year of dating for the hippie chick who has yet to find a romantic comedy she hasn’t agree to star in, or a bad relationship she didn’t think would be fun to take out for a spin.

After Kate’s divorce from her from weedy rocker ex-husband Chris Robinson, she set her sights on emotionally unstable Owen Wilson, whom she eventually drove to attempt suicide.

From there, she hooked up with bongo-playing surfer Matthew McConaughey. OK, maybe she and Matthew didn’t actually date, but being forced to write about that insufferable duo promoting their mindless movie was as bad as if they’d actually been hooking up.

Then Kate took a spin with a sad comedians no one knows (A/K/A Dax Shepard) to spandex-addicted swinging dick Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong. After they split, Kate appeared to be hooking up with her ex-hubby, was publicly very affectionate (at the risk of getting strangled to death by Madonna) with Alex Rodriguez and may or may not have been seen getting cozy with Jason Statham.

Keeping up with her love life has been exhausting. We’re slapping her with this award for wearing us out.

What’s there to say about Kate Hudson? Girlfriend has had
everyone. Every Manny, Moe, and hack. 2008 has been an exhausting year
of dating for the hippie chick who has yet to find a romantic comedy she hasn’t agree to star in, or a bad relationship she didn’t think would be fun to take out for a spin.After Kate’s divorce from her from weedy rocker ex-husband Chris Robinson, she set her sights on emotionally unstable Owen Wilson, whom she eventually drove to attempt suicide.

From there, she hooked up with bongo-playing surfer Matthew McConaughey. OK, maybe she and Matthew didn’t actually date, but being forced to write about that insufferable duo promoting their mindless movie was as bad as if they’d actually been hooking up.

Then Kate took a spin with a sad comedians no one knows (A/K/A Dax Shepard) to spandex-addicted swinging dick Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong. After they split, Kate appeared to be hooking up with her ex-hubby, was publicly very affectionate (at the risk of getting strangled to death by Madonna) with Alex Rodriguez and may or may not have been seen getting cozy with Jason Statham.Keeping up with her love life has been exhausting. We’re slapping her with this award for wearing us out.

By Lisa Timmons
  1. anonymous

    Had everyone?? Come on! She divorced after like a 6 year marriage (after having married very young) and then she dates 3 guys over the course of 2 years. Maybe I should say 2.5 guys (the .5 being Lance Armstrong). You must lead a pretty sad and lonely life to think that’s a lot and you become exhausted over it. Besides–would you be saying that if it was a guy? That kind of sexism really is frustrating.

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