Socialite Life BS Awards 2008: No. 3 – The Hogan Family

December 9th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

I used to think that the family that tans together, stays together. But the Mystic Tan adhering the various members of the Hogan family to one another has dissolved.Things went sour when the gang got a reality show, a weekly VH1 staged peek into the lives of Hulk Hogan, his wife Linda and children Brooke and Nick.

This year, we watched Nick and his family try to whine their way out of him spending time behind bars for last year’s reckless driving and then treat him like a martyr when he basically did what was legally mandated.

The marriage between Hulk and Linda took a turn for the worse when she served him divorce papers in late 2007. Classy lady that she is, she let him find out when he got a call from the media.

Then this year, Hulk started dating a Linda/Brooke lookalike and engaged in some uncomfortable fatherly love. Linda raised the ante by dating her son’s friend, who is a good thirty years younger than her.

As if this weren’t enough for the American public to bear, Brooke got her own reality show in which she demonstrated how little she actually does know, much less knows “best.”

During a watershed election year, bottle-blond Brooke made it clear she considered auditioning roommates for her pathetically-scripted “reality” show more important than voting.

It’s probably for the best. She would have found a way to injure herself and others in that voting booth, somehow.

Click any photo to view all 15+ photos of the Hogan family in the gallery!


I used to think that the family that tans together, stays together. But
the Mystic Tan adhering the various members of the Hogan family to one
another has dissolved.Things went sour when the gang got a reality
show, a weekly VH1 staged peek into the lives of Hulk Hogan, his wife Linda and children Brooke and Nick.This year, we watched Nick and his family try to whine their way out of him spending time behind bars for last year’s reckless driving and then treat him like a martyr when he basically did what was legally mandated.The marriage between Hulk and Linda took a turn for the worse when she served him divorce papers in late 2007. Classy lady that she is, she let him find out when he got a call from the media. Then this year, Hulk started dating a Linda/Brooke lookalike and engaged in some uncomfortable fatherly love. Linda raised the ante by dating her son’s friend, who is a good thirty years younger than her.As if this weren’t enough for the American public to bear, Brooke got her own reality show in which she demonstrated how little she actually does know, much less knows “best.” During a watershed election year, bottle-blond Brooke made it clear she considered auditioning roommates for her pathetically-scripted “reality” show more important than voting. It’s probably for the best. She would have found a way to injure herself and others in that voting booth, somehow.Check out all 15+ photos of the Hogan family in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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