Snooki To Pen A Book, Won’t Be A Guide To Drinking

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has admitted in the past that she’s only read two books. One of those was Twilight, FYI.

However, that’s not stopped the pint-sized, pint-loving girl from Jersey Shore from signing her first book deal. Her novel, entitled A Shore Thing, will be published in January 2011.

According to the press release, the book will revolve around “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore).” Well, ‘write what you know,’ they always say…however, I don’t know how that works if you really aren’t that great at reading or speaking. Hmm….

Snooks was seen on Monday at the Hampton Chic Yacht Party to Launch
“Beautiful Eyes” by Frownies at the FantaSea Yacht Club in Marina Del
Rey, CA. I know, I’m not really sure what all those words mean either.
But it sounds like a party only D-listers or worse attend.