Jersey Shore Cast Rakes It In Doing Absolutely Nothing

September 16th, 2010 // 1 Comment

Okay okay, maybe that’s not exactly true: they’re experts at tanning and taking shots! But when I hear my girl Snooki charges $20,000 to appear on a red carpet (looking like a tangerine wrapped in neon saran wrap, no less) something needs to be said.

And the rest of the cast is pulling in big bucks as well. Pauly D charges $20K to DJ and Ronnie makes around the same for hosting gigs. Sammi? $15,000 an appearance. And the Situation will earn a whopping $100,000 for appearing on Dancing With The Stars. Stars like JWoww and Ronnie are also using their star power for business, Ronnie with an upcoming beverage called Ron-Ron Juice (ew) and JWoww with her clothing line filthy couture. Ah, so THAT’S what paid for these

Alright, I’m ready to become a guidette now too!

By Lola Robertson
  1. Jennifer B

    If this is what New Jersey is about, along with those whores from Housewives, I know I will NEVER visit there. All of them are a waste of air…

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