Snooki Pushes New Book For Aspiring “Guidettes” [PHOTOS]

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi can lose all the weight she wants, but sister will still be a trashy lil’ half-wit, desecrating all that is good in the world.  For the small pocket of society trying to emulate Snooki, there’s a book holding the keys to the Poughkeepsie kingdom.  Behold, Confessions Of A Guidette, featuring Snooki on the cover next to a hot pink tanning bed.

The Jersey Shore meatball reportedly lost 18 pounds, according to the Daily Mail, and isn’t stopping there.  She’s been using Zantrex diet pills to help slim down, the same diet pills that make your heart race and give you the runs.


Schnicks went to promote her new tome at Entertainment Tonight in New York today (October 24th), wearing her staples items: Daisy Dukes, black boots and leopard accessories (with an STD in there somewhere).

“My biggest nightmare is waking up pale. Or without eyelashes”-  Snooki