Snooki Not Dead…Just Yet

First: Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi is not dead. Yet. Despite the fact that the rumor broke yesterday that she had died from a massive drug overdose, her Facebook page was flooded with messages and condolences.

But according to a rep, who spoke with TMZ — who spoke to Snooki this morning — she’s alive and probably drinking somewhere right now.

Second: look at her gremlin hand in that photo above.

Third: Why had I not realized that her boyfriend Jionni LaValle was attractive? The pair were spotted leaving the Wendy Williams Show late last week where Snooki was promoting her book.