Snooki & JWoww Wonder: Is “The Situation” Gay?

Jwoww In A Bikini
The 'Jersey Shore' star modeled a bikini line.
Oh Mylanta.  Snooki and JWoww want us to believe that they’re smart women above the crap printed about them in the tabloids, but let’s be serious.  They’re kinda trashy, really naive and not unique enough to warrant this amount of press.  The Jersey Shore stars, who are set to star in a spin-off together, talked to the Huffington Post during a jam-packed press tour in New York City.

Where do Snooki and JWoww see themselves in ten years?  “With four kids, married, with my own spinoff showing my husband and kids and then a big business,” Snooki said.  “You want four?” JWoww quipped.  “Oh my god — your poor vagina! But I want the same thing — kids and marriage. I hope reality TV is still around in 10 years.

“It will be. And if it’s not, I’ll just tape myself and put myself on YouTube,” Snooki added. PASS.

Quite possibly the most entertaining part of the interview was Huff Po’s inquiry regarding Mike Sorrentino’s sexuality.  “Do you think he’s gay?” Snooki asked. Wellllll, he doesn’t seal the deal with most ladies he brings home, the journalist mentioned.  “And he gives them men’s clothing to wear,” Schnicks added.

“And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes…” declared JWoww.  “Everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.”

Riveting stuff.

Plus, Snooki talks about being bisexual. Take a look at that.