I’m still trying to pick my mouth up off the floor, because it’s been there since Snooki landed the cover of Us Weekly to declare her pregnancy (and engagement). The miracle of life is wonderful, but in the case of Snooki, onlookers can’t help but think “She’s going to raise a child?”
With a tumble here, and a faceplant there. Here a shot, there a shot, everywhere a (bleep bleep).
I’ve put together a collection of photos as exhibit A. Each one is worse than the next, demonstrating how it might be a challenge for Schnicks to give up the bottle. Hey, we could be totally wrong about this.
Or maybe not…