Welcome to our new weekly feature Small Town Socialite. We realize that everyone doesn’t live in the big city, so we asked our intern E.K. Jones, to scour the web for events, openings, and time wasters that the rest of the country can take part in. So mark your calendars.
- Keep your legs crossed that it doesn’t sell out. “Basic Instinct 2” opens Friday nationwide.
- Free downloads of the pilot episode of Bravo‘s “The Real Housewives of Orange County” are available on iTunes for a limited time. I guarantee that if you spend five minutes with these women you’ll be happy to be stuck wherever you are.
- Maybe you’re closer to Hollywood than you think. Thanks to the power of free face recognition software, now everyone can channel their internal celebrity. A word of caution, though: Try not to look at the matches for the opposite sex. Evidently I have a little bit of Macaulay Culkin inside of me.
Written By E.K. Jones