Slutty Dolls Fire Paula Abdul

July 25th, 2007 // 4 Comments

Paula Abdul has previously claimed she was the executive producer, choreographer, and probably drug dealer for the live-action “Bratz” doll movie. As evidenced by an episode of her reality show “Hey Paula”, she lost those titles. How the hell does someone choreograph when drunk or high? That can’t be a tight routine.

On this week’s episode of “Hey Paula,” Abdul’s self-aggrandizing re ality show on Bravo, the loopy “American Idol” judge is shown crying after she receives a mes sage from real “Bratz” producers telling her that her services are no longer wanted.

Paula freaks out, screaming “how can they treat me this way”? Well, because you’re a damn junkie and probably can’t get any work done. You’re probably scaring the children hired to play those harlot dolls. Sources say that she was (duh) “a nightmare to deal with” and never really part of the project. A rep for Lionsgate says that they were sorry it didn’t come together with her, but she is loved. Loved by people with stolen prescription pads! Swing a stick at her and pills fly out!


By J. Harvey

  1. upset

    paula did so such thing! way backn in January, she said she was going to produce the movie, but after she was “fired” from the movie she hasnt even mentioned the subject! she definitely has Not claimed she was the producer of the finished movie! give her a break for god sake!

  2. Melissa

    Paula Abdul is one of the best choreographers alive. she is a legend in that field. she gets the work done. she is not a junkie or an alcoholic. if she was, she would not still be on American Idol.

  3. yuck

    drunk ass !!! just listen to her speak

  4. shadygoddess

    She has a serious problem, and “starring” in your own reality show to edit your life and present it as a happy package to the public is not getting help.

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