Skeletal Husband Annoyed His Past And Present Wives Are Sharing Magazine Cover

August 2nd, 2007 // 8 Comments

Marc Anthony is annoyed because People en Espanol put his ex-wife and his current wife on the cover together. Who cares? Well, J.Lo obviously does. If the ex looks better than her, she will be bullshit. She will splash expensive cosmetics on her dove white walls and screech that Marc fix this. NOW! These two are in a horrible movie together, and even worse – touring together. Remember that awards show mess they put on some time ago? Where they sang a beautiful love song in Spanish and wore like period costumes and shit? Can you imagine a night of that? Good lord.

Marc Anthony’s wife, Jennifer Lopez, and his ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, appear together on the cover of September’s People en Español – and he’s none too pleased about it. The two Latina lovelies, shown with actress Adamari Torres and singer Lucero, didn’t pose together, and the photo is a composite. But they’re all smiles and certainly look buddy-buddy for the feature on the best-dressed women in Hispanic culture. Our source says, “The current and the ex side by side? Marc’s camp is not happy.” Anthony’s rep didn’t respond, but a People flack said, “Marc has great taste in stylish women.”

Translation: Suck it, Marc. They knew what they were doing. Those are some crafty bitches over at People en Espanol. Let the controversy begin! Maybe this will distract from their terrible movie about a man I’ve never heard of. Hopefully this film will educate me.


By J. Harvey

  1. katie

    MMMMM, Sucre from Prison Break. Yummy

  2. Dayanara is 100 million times more beautiful than J-ho anyway.

    Why the hell did he downgrade like that?

    Must be retarded…


  3. QB

    the movie is about Hector Lavoz a puertorican or better say latin legend whos carrier was cut short when he die from HIV. Hector dint want Marc to play him there was a little comtrobercy about this a lot of salsa singer ar not happy whit the movie plus Dayannara is mora beutiful than JLO she was Miss Universe she looks great whit Amauri Nolasco

  4. James

    Who is that hot piece Dayanara is with…. MAJOR UPGRADE!

  5. here's why

    Dayanara doesn’t have the personality that Jlo has. Lopez has a lot of “flavor” and sassiness. She’s more of a cultural mix. She’s got attitude and strength. Dayanara is just a pretty face. Too weak for a man like Marc Anthony.

  6. D is such a class act and her hottie from Prison Break is the evidence that good things come to those who wait.

  7. lefreak

    skeletor is just upset because dayanara is more prettier and way hotter than jlo. dayanara by the way has 2 kids (w/skeletor) but look at her!

  8. xuxa

    His two kids look like him.They’re mini version of Skeletor .How unfortunate.I’ll tell you who Hector Lavoe was a great salsa singer who eff’d up his life when he began taking drugs.He was a self-absorbed,wife beating, cheater, who let fame get to his head and became a druggie.Except for the greatness part that fits Marc to a T.He was basically playing himself on screen

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