Sir Ben Kingsley Up In A Troll’s Business

August 14th, 2007 // 5 Comments

Grey Gardens 2007 gets some! There’s this new movie called “The Wackness” being filmed in NYC. It stars Sir Ben Kingsley, 61. He’s a very talented actor. Netflix “Sexy Beast” if you doubt me. Anyway, his co-star is a tiny woodland creature with large eyes, and mystical ways and lots of money and flowing black clothes named Mary-Kate Olsen. They make out in the movie. Hot.

Get ready to cringe during Sir Ben Kingsley’s new movie, “The Wackness,” in which the Oscar-winner, 63, passionately locks lips with tiny Mary-Kate Olsen, 21. Currently shooting in New York, the film directed by Jonathan Levine is about a drug dealer who trades marijuana for therapy sessions with his shrink, played by Kingsley. Insiders say the steamy scene with Olsen – described as a “full on make-out session” – was shot at a Greenpoint watering hole.

I feel a throbbing downstairs in my trousers. He might have old guy teeth taste, but imagine the cigarette and coffee breath coming out of her? Ugh. I’d have to throw her ass some Listerine. And she’s so tiny. He probably went in for the kiss and almost snapped her neck off it’s hinges. It’s ok, it would just regenerate and spring back up because she’s otherworldy.

By J. Harvey
  1. miss brown eyes

    I can see the resemblance.. the make-up department must have a small budget for the movie… Not much needed to make an Olsen twin into a troll…

    Hope they saved the money and bought everyone a round of beers…

  2. green cardigan

    Insiders say the steamy scene with Olsen – described as a “full on make-out session” – was shot at a Greenpoint watering hole.
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    Is Greenpoint watering hole a magical well of some sort ? Maybe she climbs out, covered in green slime, gibbering in her own mysterious language and Gandhi is overcome with passion and kisses her, before she disappears back down the well, cackling madly.

    Is it a horror movie?

  3. LoRider

    Mother of God. Ride Lo

  4. Zekers

    What I don’t get is: can’t these Hobbit twins see how bizarre they look? I don’t have a problem with the outfits so much as the “Cousin It” look they seem to be (still) rocking…why?

  5. 2 Old 4 This

    “I feel a throbbing downstairs in my trousers.”

    BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAA

    I keep forgetting to change into Depends before reading J.Harvey

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