Simon Cowell Would Like To Freeze Himself When He Dies

Simon Cowell allegedly told guests at a dinner party hosted by PM Gordon Brown what he wants done with his corpse once he dies. Sounds like suitable table-top conversation!

‘I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics. You
pay a lot of money and you get stuck in a deep freeze once you’ve been
declared dead,” he said. “Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to
life in the next century or so, and I want to be available when they
do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.’

Simon is thinking long-term future goals. Most of us still grapple with 20 years down the road, but not Simon. He’s practically etched himself a spot right where he left off, furry moobs and all. Watch out American Idol 2234! Crappy singers of the future beware.

However, his cryonics idea should really be kept hush hush. Otherwise, Kanye West will get it into his head that he can be the voice of every future generation.

Gallery Info: Assorted pictures of Simon Cowell at various events.