Simon Cowell Would Like To Freeze Himself When He Dies

February 23rd, 2009 // 7 Comments

Simon Cowell allegedly told guests at a dinner party hosted by PM Gordon Brown what he wants done with his corpse once he dies. Sounds like suitable table-top conversation!

‘I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics. You
pay a lot of money and you get stuck in a deep freeze once you’ve been
declared dead,” he said. “Medical science is bound to work out a way of bringing us back to
life in the next century or so, and I want to be available when they
do. I would be doing the nation an invaluable service.’

Simon is thinking long-term future goals. Most of us still grapple with 20 years down the road, but not Simon. He’s practically etched himself a spot right where he left off, furry moobs and all. Watch out American Idol 2234! Crappy singers of the future beware.

However, his cryonics idea should really be kept hush hush. Otherwise, Kanye West will get it into his head that he can be the voice of every future generation.

Gallery Info: Assorted pictures of Simon Cowell at various events.

By Melissa Noble

  1. radgirldiana

    Do we have to wait till he’s dead?

  2. Drew

    If I had the money, I’d do the same. When I was 20, I thought this was all B.S. and now I’m suddenly 30, getting older and feeling that I want to see how the planet will change in another 200-300 years. Cryonics is the only plausible way that could possibly fulfill my (and surely others) goofy fantasy.


    haha i agree with radgirldiana

  4. rev

    Well, if there’s a shortage of vapid, pompous no-talent Brits in the future, Simon will definitely be doing the nation a great service…

  5. Mark

    Nice one Simon
    Why shouldn’t he, its his choice

    Yes it may not work, and those of us who have chosen to do it wont know that it hasn’t worked.
    But if you dont try it, it certainly wont work.

    Also people seem to think its only for the rich and famous. But most people who are signed up are not famous and are not rich, Most take out a life insurance policy to pay for it.

    Look back in history and what medical advances have been made. Things that would have killed people then are easily cured now.
    The definition of death is changing.
    Once if you stopped breathing that was it, now they resusitate.
    Heart stopped, oops – now they can restart it – even fit a new one.
    Death now has to be Brain stem death.
    Cryonics is said to be an ambulance to the future

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