Simon Cowell: Not Gay, Uses Botox, The Hair Is Real

November 17th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Simon Cowell tells it like it is. In a recent interview, he admitted he’s injected the rat poison into his face and denied rumors that he was into dudes. He does seem like the kind of guy who would be open about being a ‘mo. And at least one guy is ‘fessing up that he’s used the plastic wonder juice on his forehead. Oh, and he doesn’t wear a wig. But he does wear those skintight V-neck cashmere sweaters. Ugh.

“Yes, I’ve had Botox, but not in an obsessive way. Then again, every guy I know who works in the City has had it now.”

And what about the hair? Louis thinks it might be a wig. Then again, Louis is a known troublemaker, and Simon did fire him once.

“No, it’s all real. I’ve never dyed my hair, ever, and I wouldn’t,” he says emphatically, though his eyes twinkle rather furiously.

Simon went on to say that if he was gay he’d be open about it as he works in an industry that has queens galore running around. If he was trying to hide that he was gay, he reasons, he would be out playing rugby every weekend. Dude, there’s gay rugby teams. Oh you don’t think so? Check it. Tough hairy gay guys in short shorts represent!

Photos: WENN

By J. Harvey
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  1. Simon had botox? Not surprising. I’m sure the list of people in hollywood who hasn’t had Botox at some point is longer than the list of people who has.

  2. Onetwothree

    Simon be tolerable if (1) he wore a bag over his head, (2) his mic was off, and (3) he never, ever wore v-neck white t-shirts again. Ever

    And what’s up with the big tongue and the chicklet teeth? Eesh.

  3. Pansy Aston

    Simon is grey as a goose!!!!

  4. Persistent Cat

    Like most people, if I watch American Idol, it’s only the auditions. That alone tells you he’s not gay. He’s mean to everyone EXCEPT big-boobed good looking girls. Then he’s totally forgiving and more than happy to send them to Hollywood.

  5. Nanc'

    I never thought he was gay. Firstly, his skin is too sweaty/greasy and unattractive. (Yes, it’s a stereotype but a NICE one.) Secondly, he’s known for liking the darker complected ladies…a LOT.

  6. He looks like a freakin’ beaver in that pic!

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