Simon Cowell Drops Some Extra Chest Baggage

December 18th, 2007 // 5 Comments

In case you haven’t been keeping track of Simon Cowell’s man-boobs, we have and we are happy to inform you that they look like they’re shrinking. We’re not exactly sure how he’s managed to do it, but Simon’s girlfriend, Terri Seymour now appears to be the one with the most splendiferous rack in the relationship. Simon has admitted that he has a special regime for maintaining his signature look, “I have had Botox but not in an obsessive way. I just like to take care of myself. I am eating a lot better and have cut out the chocolate biscuits and crisps.” Can you imagine being the person who gets to jam the syringe into Simon Cowell’s face? Oh, I kid because not so secretly, I generally agree with practically everything the “American Idol” judge has to say on the show. I just hope this doesn’t mean Simon’s going to start wearing shirts that actually fit, because that would take all the fun out of it.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

More photos of Simon Cowell with his girlfriend Terri Seymour in Barbados after the jump.

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online

By Lisa Timmons
  1. kellygrrrl

    He’s lost a lot of weight. Maybe a little lipo help. Now he just needs a new hairstyle

  2. dana

    I too not so secretly agree with his assessments of the idol contestants. And his arrogance is slightly…attractive. (agh, have I turned to stone?)

    His gal has a nice bod, but she has a voice that could peel paint off a barn.

  3. Zelda F.

    His right man boob looks considerable smaller, he looks lopsided.

  4. WHAT IS BIG AND HAIRY WITH TITS?

    GET OUT A HERE…………….IT’S SIMON COWELL!!

  5. PinkWeenie

    He’s hot. I’d do him.

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