Sienna Miller’s Friends Lacking Slut Radar


Sienna Miller
’s friends are telling the tabs that she’s not a home-wrecking trollop who ruined Balthazar Getty’s wife Rosetta’s life. Dude, you don’t lounge around on boats topless with a lying-ass dog who has his WIFE’S NAME TATTOOED ON HIS TIT.

Word is that Sienna and Balthazar are up in the cut at the Chateau Marmont (which is like the Hall of Justice for Supersluts in these here parts). Guess who lives about two miles away? Yeah – the wife and kids. Subtle!

“She and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated
from his wife,” a friend of Sienna’s claims. “He’d been sleeping on friends’ couches for six months.”

Sienna’s friend goes on to claim that Sienna is in tight with Balthazar’s family, and that both their mothers were in those photos of them from Italy.

“It’s just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He
should’ve announced his separation a lot earlier than he did – she was
always told he was separated. There’s no way she would ever get
involved with another married man after Jude Law,” this Helen Keller-ish friend states.

Oh, settle down, Ms. Apologist. Listen, everyone involved in this story is a whore. Sienna smelled money. Getty smelled a vagina that hadn’t pushed four kids through it. End of story.

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Sienna Miller’s friends are telling the tabs that she’s not a home-wrecking trollop who ruined Balthazar Getty’s wife Rosetta’s life. Dude, you don’t lounge around on boats topless with a lying-ass dog who has his WIFE’S NAME TATTOOED ON HIS TIT.Word is that Sienna and Balthazar are up in the cut at the Chateau Marmont
(which is like the Hall of Justice for Supersluts in these here parts).
Guess who lives about two miles away? Yeah – the wife and kids. Subtle!”She and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated
from his wife,” a friend of Sienna’s claims. “He’d been sleeping on friends’ couches for six months.”Sienna’s
friend goes on to claim that Sienna is in tight with Balthazar’s
family, and that both their mothers were in those photos of them from
Italy.”It’s just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He
should’ve announced his separation a lot earlier than he did – she was
always told he was separated. There’s no way she would ever get
involved with another married man after Jude Law,” this Helen Keller-ish friend states.Oh,
settle down, Ms. Apologist. Listen, everyone involved in this story is
a whore. Sienna smelled money. Getty smelled a vagina that hadn’t
pushed four kids through it. End of story.Check out all 30+ photos of Sienna Miller in the gallery!