Sienna Miller’s Friends Lacking Slut Radar

August 7th, 2008 // 5 Comments


Sienna Miller
‘s friends are telling the tabs that she’s not a home-wrecking trollop who ruined Balthazar Getty‘s wife Rosetta‘s life. Dude, you don’t lounge around on boats topless with a lying-ass dog who has his WIFE’S NAME TATTOOED ON HIS TIT.

Word is that Sienna and Balthazar are up in the cut at the Chateau Marmont (which is like the Hall of Justice for Supersluts in these here parts). Guess who lives about two miles away? Yeah – the wife and kids. Subtle!

“She and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated
from his wife,” a friend of Sienna’s claims. “He’d been sleeping on friends’ couches for six months.”

Sienna’s friend goes on to claim that Sienna is in tight with Balthazar’s family, and that both their mothers were in those photos of them from Italy.

“It’s just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He
should’ve announced his separation a lot earlier than he did – she was
always told he was separated. There’s no way she would ever get
involved with another married man after Jude Law,” this Helen Keller-ish friend states.

Oh, settle down, Ms. Apologist. Listen, everyone involved in this story is a whore. Sienna smelled money. Getty smelled a vagina that hadn’t pushed four kids through it. End of story.

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Sienna Miller‘s friends are telling the tabs that she’s not a home-wrecking trollop who ruined Balthazar Getty‘s wife Rosetta‘s life. Dude, you don’t lounge around on boats topless with a lying-ass dog who has his WIFE’S NAME TATTOOED ON HIS TIT.Word is that Sienna and Balthazar are up in the cut at the Chateau Marmont
(which is like the Hall of Justice for Supersluts in these here parts).
Guess who lives about two miles away? Yeah – the wife and kids. Subtle!”She and Balthazar met through friends and he was already separated
from his wife,” a friend of Sienna’s claims. “He’d been sleeping on friends’ couches for six months.”Sienna’s
friend goes on to claim that Sienna is in tight with Balthazar’s
family, and that both their mothers were in those photos of them from
Italy.”It’s just annoying that all this misinformation is out there. He
should’ve announced his separation a lot earlier than he did – she was
always told he was separated. There’s no way she would ever get
involved with another married man after Jude Law,” this Helen Keller-ish friend states.Oh,
settle down, Ms. Apologist. Listen, everyone involved in this story is
a whore. Sienna smelled money. Getty smelled a vagina that hadn’t
pushed four kids through it. End of story.Check out all 30+ photos of Sienna Miller in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
  1. janepitt

    Sienna is a whore plain and simple. These two have no shame. Sienna is another Angelina.

  2. dolorescraeg

    i wish this little nympho would stop using jude law’s name. it’s been over two years that jude recognized what she was and left her. he was in the process of a divorce. different situation……she is her own worst enemy. she was out partying with other guys while she was engaged to jude…..she always played the victim. HE was the victim.

  3. roxierox

    Whore Sienna knew exactly what she was doing; she just didn’t give a *uck. She’s such a whore. And what’s up with the mom’s of these two disgusting people?? It’s obvious they have no values either, which somewhat explains both Whore Sienna and Dog Getty’s behavior. The whore and dog deserve one another. I hope Rossetta never talks to the dog again.

  4. christine

    check out the HYPOCRITICAL WHORE’s comments from a while back……… PRICELESS!!!!!:

    “I’m quite looking forward to the day when our paths will cross, which I know they will,” Sienna Miller says of the former nanny who had an affair with her then-love Jude Law, in the February 2006 issue of Interview. “She better live in fear. I just hope she doesn’t run into me in a dark alley.”

    She is a disgusting, selfish, morally-depraved piece of trash and I hope this is the end of her lame career. She and the jerk deserve every bit of pain that is coming their way.

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