Sienna Miller’s Wearing Her Pain

October 18th, 2005 // 20 Comments

I see no other explaination for this horrific ensemble.

(Image Courtesy of Splash News)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Gossip Guru

    Oh Miu . . . . . How I missed your shady captions!!

  2. mimi

    what on earth is on her feet? I have always thought Sienna was exceptionally gorgeous, when she was a nobody, I am just not feeling her anymore. Maybe its the haircut.

  3. Mariana

    That’s more “boo-hoo” than “boho”.

    Sorry, maybe I need more coffee…

  4. Laura Lord Belle

    MORE LIKE BOW BOW ( as in lots of bows on her) than bo-ho!

    And can someone explain why women feel compelled to cut their hair after a break-up?

    It rarely is a good decision!!

  5. MissNee

    i want people to learn that piling on everything in your closet is NOT good style. she looks like she has two bags tied to her feet.

    she should be hanging her head in shame

  6. Anna

    She actually cut her hair for her role as Edie Sedgwick, but that could be a really good excuse for the post-breakup chop she probably would’ve gotten anyway.

  7. dottcomm1

    is her hair cut for the movie yet? edie had super short hair. sienna’s looks like it’s shoved under the (ugly) cap.

  8. erica

    I know she’s “super cool” and everything, but that’s just wrong!

  9. K.Marie

    She’s wearing that damn jean vest again. She always wears that vest even US Weekly called her out on wearing the same items over and over again.

  10. Mandy

    God forbid someone wear something more than once-aside from that, this is the woman that has single-handedly turned fashion into a horrid mess. In trying to emulate her “style” the trendy masses have become bag ladies who paid a pretty penny for the fugly mess on their backs. I’ll be glad when we can go to stores and see something other than poorly coordinated rags.

  11. Silasdog

    Hold it! Stop the tape. What the hell kind of get-up is this she’s wearing? It’s a total joke. She is a fashion tragedy from a thrift shop. And what is with those boots – Peter Pan-demic. I really don’t understand why these people need to look like circus hobo clowns in real life.

  12. Cynthia

    I think she stole those boots from Peter Pan.

  13. Annick

    O.K. she got some attention on the arm of Jude Law, now she is just sad. Good riddence to an actor who becomes famous on her man’s coat tails. Give up Sienna.

  14. lortty

    shes still a nobody.

    and she’s avg looking who dresses fug.

    she should be grateful jude went out with her and the break up with her, gave her a headstart and now she can stop riding on his fame.

  15. looloo

    does she wake up in the morning and go, “Okay, what can I wear today to make me look like total shit?”

    It’s starting to get f-ing ridiculuous :)

  16. twotoo

    I don’t understand!!! What the FUCK is she doing? And, worse, it is obviously strategic. You don’t roll out of bed with a long gold chain around your neck. It is embarassing me to look at her!

  17. Jenra

    Why in the hell do celebrities go out dressed like bums! They think they’re throwing the papparazi off by dressing that way, but it just makes them stand out more because no normal person dresses like that. They all look like they just walked out of a soup kitchen! If I saw her walking down the street I’d probably throw a buck her way. I miss old hollywood! boo hoo indeed!

  18. Silasdog

    Jenra, you rock!

  19. nono

    to Jenra:

    I dont think they are trying to “blend in” with the rest of us. On the contrary, I think they all want to appear unique with “style” and hopefully be labeled as trendsetters.

    Note to Sienna: to become a trendsetter, you have to have a unique style that’s NOT ugly, and you have to be a SOMEBODY!

  20. Jenra

    nono – Ya you’re right! But seriously, when did “HOBO CHIC” become the hot new trend? I could go to goodwill and look just like that for a fraction of the cost, but why the hell would I want to?!

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