Sienna Miller is Apparently The Most Important Person Ever

January 29th, 2007 // 4 Comments

I don’t see an Oscar sticking out of this woman’s ass, so what gives? Who is she? The New York Post reports that Sienna made gift suites at Sundance close down a half-hour early so she could peruse free shit. Oh, and pulled my favorite celebrity move of insisting no one speak to her.

SUITE hosts at Sundance were put off by the demands that were made in preparation for Sienna Miller’s arrival. Sources said the publicist for her film “Interview” called ahead to the Kara Feinstein Lounge and demanded it be shut 30 minutes early for Miller. Vendors there were also told to “minimize the number of employees present and to not harass Sienna.” One spy spotted a woman claiming to be Sienna’s assistant walking around with a bag and saying, “I’m collecting for Sienna. Please place your products in the bag.” Miller’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, tells us, “Sienna was unaware of these demands and does not have an assistant.”

Isn’t this Zelnick biddy Lohan’s mouthpiece as well? God, she must have the Samaritans on speed dial. If I had to deal with TWO of these narcissistic pieces of shit on a daily basic, I’d play Russian roulette and buck the odds with every chamber loaded. Not to harass Sienna? Excuse me? Didn’t you get dumped for a wet nurse? I hope “Shittsburgh” forms a militia and kills her.


By J. Harvey

  1. sandy

    Why do these people with all these millions have such repulsive teeth. Get some ortho/braces/dental work people!!!

    Other offenders: Will Farrell (his bottom teeth make me want to puke!), Kirsten Dunst, Mel Gibson/Tom Cruise (bottom teeth disasters), etc..

    We CAN see your bottom teeth when you talk so PLEASE FIX THEM!!

  2. mutterhals

    Big ups to Shittsburgh!

  3. Penny

    wow someones got a lot of time on their hands to bitch out sienna miller for…oh wait nothing. so what she acted like a famous person. SHE IS A FAMOUS PERSON. and as for that comment about the wet nurse? you just wait on karma…then youll feel like a real asshole. youre totally pathetic…

  4. JET

    The rest of you are learning what Pittsburgh discovered when shitt for brains Sienna Miller was in town filming the “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh.”

    Remember the NUMEROUS Diva Temper Tantrums that the spoiled rotten bitch Sienna Miller had when she was kicked out of a Pittsburgh bar because as Sienna put it, “I don’t need an I.D. Don’t you know who I am?” The bouncers still kicked her slutty ass out on the street as the obviously drunk/stoned Sienna stomped her feet up & down the street ALONE outside for nearly 30 minutes screaming “I’m Sienna Miller the famous actress!” as her parents and friends continued to drink inside the bar.

    Shitt for brains Sienna Miller’s official fluff girl & propaganda publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik, is a pathological liar and NOTHING that spews from her foul mouth is believable.

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