Have you ever experienced something so amazing and yet awful that you felt completely overwhelmed and blacked out? I did about 10 minutes ago. Once I composed myself to re-read the story that 80s pop stars Tiffany and Debbie Gibson would be starring in an ORIGINAL SyFy movie, everything that came before that moment is now a blur. College, 9/11, etc.
The network promises an epic battle between the former teen pop stars, who will co-star in “Mega Python vs. Gatoroid.”
Gibson will play a fanatical animal-rights activist who frees illegally imported exotic snakes from pet stores, sending them into the Everglades, where they grow to mega sizes. Tiffany will play an overzealous park ranger who uses dangerous methods to save endangered alligators.
In the script, the pair brawl at a party, then take matters outside into the swamp. Dear (insert deity of your own choosing), please let there be a sing-off in this masterpiece!
The movie will hit the air next year, ensuring that the Apocalypse is on schedule for 2012.