The Cast Of “Shrek 3″: Getting Old Sucks

Who is that haggard queen on the left? Is that Antonio? Damn. And Rupert? Talk to me baby. What gives? You were one of the first gays to ever play a gay that young gays could look up to. You were so completely hot and badass in “My Best Friend’s Wedding”. You weren’t a screaming Mimi with a purse up your ass. You were suave, handsome, funny and completely hotter than any other guy up in that piece. What happened? Time marches on and it takes your face with it. This makes me want to invest in Botox now. And don’t even get me started on Mike Myers and his annoying ass.