The Cast Of “Shrek 3″: Getting Old Sucks

June 11th, 2007 // 6 Comments

Who is that haggard queen on the left? Is that Antonio? Damn. And Rupert? Talk to me baby. What gives? You were one of the first gays to ever play a gay that young gays could look up to. You were so completely hot and badass in “My Best Friend’s Wedding”. You weren’t a screaming Mimi with a purse up your ass. You were suave, handsome, funny and completely hotter than any other guy up in that piece. What happened? Time marches on and it takes your face with it. This makes me want to invest in Botox now. And don’t even get me started on Mike Myers and his annoying ass.

(WENN)

By J. Harvey
  1. Kennedy

    Cameron’s outfit is fucking hideous!

  2. Kasey

    Jesus, you’re a little bitter on a Monday morning J. Harvey. People age, not much you can do about it.

  3. lilpurplegeltab

    I actually think Rupert’s aging nicely. Nothing worse than the celebrities who have clearly botoxed any expressions out of their face.

  4. missy

    i love you, j harvey! you make work much less boring.

  5. max

    Rupert is eternally hot. I saw him in a movie about Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable in ’84, and he had a sex scene with Gwenevere (sp?) that made my toes tingle. It was like teen-age muffy girl porn. And then I heard he was gay and said; “eh, what are you going to do?” My point? He will always be gorgeous.

  6. max

    Rupert is eternally hot. I saw him in a movie about Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable in ’84, and he had a sex scene with Gwenevere (sp?) that made my toes tingle. It was like teen-age muffy girl porn. And then I heard he was gay and said; “eh, what are you going to do?” My point? He will always be gorgeous.

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