Shirtless Brody Jenner Taunts Local Sharks

This is really the best way to experience reality TV star Brody Jenner–in picture form. That way, he can’t open his mouth and destroy the sporty image he’s portraying here shirtless while surfing in Malibu.

The Olympic progeny showed off his paddle-boarding skills and plump pectorals as he frolicked in the surf and sand.

I would say he’s on vacation, but that would imply that he’s vacationing from something. Like a job.

Gallery Info: Brody Jenner surfs on the beach in Malibu.