I feel like if I actually liked the beach and hung out there more, I would constantly be running into Orlando Bloom.
The uber sexy Brit is known for his love of the beach–especially in Malibu–so it’s no wonder that he was spotted there this weekend. Orlando and a friend seemed to enjoy their weekend stroll, giving us a chance to enjoy Orlando’s body.
Technically, he is shirtless, although he does have a shirt or scarf or something around his neck. Also, those pants are awful!
And Orlando, sweetheart, you are the love of my life and I still need to tell you this: pull your pants up. I mean, I’m enjoying the view, but it looks silly. Maybe his love of weird fashion is actually why he and Miranda Kerr broke up and not his heavy drinking. She’s denied the latter, so I’m going with the former.
Following his beach outing this weekend, Orlando headed back to England and obviously went to the Chiltern Firehouse, the new celebrity hot spot. He best enjoy himself before he heads back to NYC.
Launch the gallery to check out my husband and his perfectly marvelous body. It’s so pretty. Now if he would just listen to me and cut his hair a little bit, all would be well in the world.