ABC has managed to beat Vh1 and Bravo by delivering the most pathetic reality stars in modern-day history.
It seems that former Bachelor contestant Erica Rose and Vienna Girardi‘s ex-boyfriend, Kasey Kahl are an item. Who cares. Anyway, the new couple just happened to be talking a “quiet” walk on the beach when…what’s this? The paparazzi! You know what that means. Impromptu (shirtless) photoshoot for Kahl.
This is probably how their day started:
Rose: “I’m bored. Should we get coffee and try to get photographed at The Grove?”
Kahl: “Tried that three times last week without any luck.”
Rose: “Coffee Bean? The one by the walk of fame?”
Kahl: “Nah, too obvious. Ooh!”
Kahl: “Let’s call up a photographer to ‘run into us’ at a ‘quiet beach.’”
Rose: “Neat. Let me grab my faux Birkin.”
Kahl: “Great. I’m just going to hit the tanning bed hard for 7 minutes.”