If I’m being totally honest–which I generally like to be with you guys–I had no idea who Peter Crouch was until I saw these photos of him.
I mean, I don’t follow European football that regularly, but now that I know who Peter is, I am obsessed. The English footballer was spotted on Maui yesterday alongside his lovely wife, Abbey Clancy.
They smiled, they swan, they paddle-boarded–it was all very cute. But can we focus on Peter’s shirtless body for a second?
The guy is almost 6’8″ and lanky as can be. Sure he doesn’t have Cristiano Ronaldo‘s abs, but I’m still into it. This could stem from the fact that I’m generally attracted to tall and lanky guys. Although 6’8″ seems a bit much.
Launch the gallery to check out all the photos of Peter and Abbey on the beach. Are you digging his body or is he just too lanky for you? Sound off in the comments below!