Shia LaBeouf Is In A Bad Mood
I guess growing a beard makes you a tough guy, huh? To be fair, I’d be pissed if I lost a couple fingers too.
The paparazzi themselves report (I know, hang in there) that during their stakeout on Shia LaBeouf yesterday at the gas station pictured here, Shia charged a photographer, saying, “If you follow me all day I am going to fuck you up.”
Naturally, the pap’s response was to switch his camera to video (these guys have nerves of steel – they are wasting their talent as bomb diffusers), so Shia threatened him again. That’s when happy pappy wished him the best and beat a fleet retreat. Shia politely said ‘good day’ (e.g. he shouted some cuss words) and sped off himself.
I know people think that paparazzi are scum and invade people’s privacy, but I’m of the mind that a lack of privacy is the price for having the BEST fucking life ever (ever!). But I’m speaking as a person who has struggled to make ends meet my entire life, and would probably sell the rights to my DNA to fly first class just once. But I’m also 98% sure the government is reading my thoughts, so I guess I have my own problems. What are you looking at?!1!
In the meantime, enjoy more pictures of Shia being all maaaaaad.