Shia LaBeouf Can Drive Drunk Whenever He Likes

September 26th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

The beautiful (check the pics) Megan Fox is like “Super! Let’s get some 40s and go for a spin!” Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with any sort of DUI concerning his July 27 traffic accident. You know – the one where he was shittoed and driving around with another dude’s girlfriend and got his truck to roll and squashed his hand like a panini?

LA County authorities have found that there is insufficient evidence to charge him with driving under the influence.

However, he will reportedly have to surrender his license due to his nixing taking a blood alcohol test. Put that classic car in storage, LaBoof!

It’s not like that’s any sort of punishment. Ho can hire a driver. It’s not like he’s going to end up like one of those dudes in my neighborhood who are tooling around on 10 speeds in construction worker clothes all the time. The lack of spandex unitard and helmet kinda give it away that they’re not on a bike by choice.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures from the ‘Eagle Eye’ premiere in Hollywood on Sept 19!


The beautiful (check the pics) Megan Fox is like “Super! Let’s get some 40s and go for a spin!” Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with any sort of DUI concerning his July 27 traffic accident. You know – the one where he was shittoed and driving around with another dude’s girlfriend and got his truck to roll and squashed his hand like a panini?LA County authorities have found that there is insufficient evidence to charge him with driving under the influence.However, he will reportedly have to surrender his license due to his nixing taking a blood alcohol test. Put that classic car in storage, LaBoof!It’s
not like that’s any sort of punishment. Ho can hire a driver. It’s not
like he’s going to end up like one of those dudes in my neighborhood
who are tooling around on 10 speeds in construction worker clothes all
the time. The lack of spandex unitard and helmet kinda give it away
that they’re not on a bike by choice.

Click any image in the gallery for more pictures from the ‘Eagle Eye’ premiere in Hollywood on Sept 19!

By J. Harvey
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