Shia LaBeouf Is Growing Out His Hair, Is Not Actually A Cannibal [PHOTOS]

May 7th, 2012 // 1 Comment

Shia Labeouf prepares to depart LAX (Los Angeles International Airport) carrying some muddy shoes attached to his backpack. May 06, 2012.

There is a song that has been making it’s way around the internet that is all about Shia being a cannibal. Of course in real life Shia is not actually a cannibal, but in this little ditty, Shia sure does love to feast on humans.

L.A. songwriter Rob Cantor, 28, is the guy who wrote the ridiculous ditty about “actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf,” who is “living in the woods, killing for sport and eating all the bodies ” He says he penned the track last year “inspired by nothing but the sheer silliness of imagining Shia LaBeouf, face and clothes smeared with half-dried blood, terrorizing helpless victims in a dark wood.”

Check out Rob’s site, where you can download the song, and then have a listen… 

By Miu von Furstenberg
  1. Kris

    Muddy shoes? Unkempt hair?

    SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN PROWLING THE WOODS!!!!

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